#1 Ryan Murphy Hater
@mayomagic.bsky.social
here to talk to my friend rasheed, no one else
today i’m thinking about the tyra banks hot ice cream
January 1, 2026 at 3:51 PM
today i’m thinking about the tyra banks hot ice cream
today i’m thinking about how my healthcare premium is so high that my credit card flagged it as fraudulent
December 31, 2025 at 8:10 PM
today i’m thinking about how my healthcare premium is so high that my credit card flagged it as fraudulent
today i’m thinking about those videos of mean adults dressing up as the grinch to scare kids :(
December 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
today i’m thinking about those videos of mean adults dressing up as the grinch to scare kids :(
today i’m thinking about the people who sit in the outer seats on packed busses/trains
September 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
today i’m thinking about the people who sit in the outer seats on packed busses/trains
today i’m thinking about vampire snoopy
September 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
today i’m thinking about vampire snoopy
today i’m thinking about how life is already so bad, did they really need to do that shit to the wizard of oz for the fucking sphere? fills me with a rage that knows no bounds
August 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
today i’m thinking about how life is already so bad, did they really need to do that shit to the wizard of oz for the fucking sphere? fills me with a rage that knows no bounds
today i’m thinking about how half of the influencer vids i see call whatever they’re promoting infamous
August 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
today i’m thinking about how half of the influencer vids i see call whatever they’re promoting infamous
today i’m thinking about all the scary shit ari aster could do with geese
August 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
today i’m thinking about all the scary shit ari aster could do with geese
today i’m thinking about how trump got on the roof. like, how it happened. did he tell staff he wanted to go? did they tell him no and it made him want to do it even more? did he just walk away? did sleepy joe go on the roof and tell donny how great it was? secret dementia buddies???
August 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
today i’m thinking about how trump got on the roof. like, how it happened. did he tell staff he wanted to go? did they tell him no and it made him want to do it even more? did he just walk away? did sleepy joe go on the roof and tell donny how great it was? secret dementia buddies???
today i’m thinking about the recurring john waters character on svu
July 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
today i’m thinking about the recurring john waters character on svu
today i’m thinking about how much i want a trash club chalamet doc bc i want the lore, but don’t care enough to dig for it
July 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
today i’m thinking about how much i want a trash club chalamet doc bc i want the lore, but don’t care enough to dig for it
today i’m thinking about the term “girl’s girl”
July 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
today i’m thinking about the term “girl’s girl”
today i’m thinking about ice cream
July 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
today i’m thinking about ice cream
today i’m thinking about how we need to retire the phrase “watch this space” when teasing shit on social media, idk what it is, it’s just *eye roll*
June 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
today i’m thinking about how we need to retire the phrase “watch this space” when teasing shit on social media, idk what it is, it’s just *eye roll*
today i’m thinking about when a ~peer~ made a fatphobic joke about someone and nobody at the table laughed
June 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
today i’m thinking about when a ~peer~ made a fatphobic joke about someone and nobody at the table laughed
today i’m thinking about neutrality
May 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
today i’m thinking about neutrality
today i’m thinking about what david lynch must have thought about wicked
May 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
today i’m thinking about what david lynch must have thought about wicked
today i’m thinking about the forest
May 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
today i’m thinking about the forest
today i’m thinking about how sufjan needs a “stop making sense” equivalent. (yes illinoise is Amazing but i need a Film)
May 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
today i’m thinking about how sufjan needs a “stop making sense” equivalent. (yes illinoise is Amazing but i need a Film)
today i’m thinking about how ethel cain would 100% be playing at the roadhouse if twin peaks the return were made today <\3
May 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
today i’m thinking about how ethel cain would 100% be playing at the roadhouse if twin peaks the return were made today <\3
today i’m thinking about how homophobic my high school french teacher was and yet cultivated the gayest classroom space possible
May 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
today i’m thinking about how homophobic my high school french teacher was and yet cultivated the gayest classroom space possible
today i’m thinking about how if visions of gideon was released six months earlier i would be dead
May 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
today i’m thinking about how if visions of gideon was released six months earlier i would be dead
today i’m thinking about david lynch saying he loves factories and nude women equally
May 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
today i’m thinking about david lynch saying he loves factories and nude women equally
today i’m thinking about ben shapiro’s incredibly opinionated and shockingly informed review of wicked.
May 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
today i’m thinking about ben shapiro’s incredibly opinionated and shockingly informed review of wicked.
today i’m thinking about the svu episode they’re gonna make and say it’s not based on neil gaimen
April 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
today i’m thinking about the svu episode they’re gonna make and say it’s not based on neil gaimen