Mayonnaise :3
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Musescore's notation software is genuinely one of the best, which makes it really funny that the website is a piece of shit that gets somehow more broken every week
February 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Musescore's notation software is genuinely one of the best, which makes it really funny that the website is a piece of shit that gets somehow more broken every week
im falling for the marvel slop.... Rivals in just 5 more hours... I'm sorry to everyone who has to deal with me instalocking squirrel girl everytime ❤️
December 5, 2024 at 7:07 PM
im falling for the marvel slop.... Rivals in just 5 more hours... I'm sorry to everyone who has to deal with me instalocking squirrel girl everytime ❤️
Hier, Ta Mère "Choke My Chicken" Trés Bien
November 24, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Hier, Ta Mère "Choke My Chicken" Trés Bien
Reposted by Mayonnaise :3
requesting the government to give me a handler to take me on a walk to pee in a designated area
November 21, 2024 at 12:02 AM
requesting the government to give me a handler to take me on a walk to pee in a designated area
if ashton jeanty does not win the heisman i will do nothing however i will be mildly miffed
November 15, 2024 at 9:41 PM
if ashton jeanty does not win the heisman i will do nothing however i will be mildly miffed
when I was a kid i thought all buddhists were monks and I was like wow. I wonder how anybody ever gets anything done over there
October 27, 2024 at 5:31 AM
when I was a kid i thought all buddhists were monks and I was like wow. I wonder how anybody ever gets anything done over there
Crazy to see the disney lorcanafication of Magic The Gathering
October 27, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Crazy to see the disney lorcanafication of Magic The Gathering
[conversation about saliva] Oh, that's like hawk tuah right?
October 23, 2024 at 5:35 AM
[conversation about saliva] Oh, that's like hawk tuah right?
if I had a dog dick i'd be knotting all my besties
December 20, 2023 at 10:12 PM
if I had a dog dick i'd be knotting all my besties
trans person calling any other trans person they disagree with a "babytrans"
December 12, 2023 at 7:04 PM
trans person calling any other trans person they disagree with a "babytrans"
Suckin him so silly, he starts speakin simlish
December 9, 2023 at 1:04 AM
Suckin him so silly, he starts speakin simlish
all this "biological advantage" talk but man. I can't do shit. Try me in darts . I wont hit that fuckin board
December 8, 2023 at 11:06 PM
all this "biological advantage" talk but man. I can't do shit. Try me in darts . I wont hit that fuckin board
little does she know im playing that album that reminds me of when i was twelve while we have sex
December 4, 2023 at 5:35 AM
little does she know im playing that album that reminds me of when i was twelve while we have sex
I regret to inform everyone. I'm normal now.
December 4, 2023 at 3:56 AM
I regret to inform everyone. I'm normal now.
bra that says haulin on one boob and freight on the other
December 3, 2023 at 5:37 PM
bra that says haulin on one boob and freight on the other
"diversity win" then it be a white gay guy
December 3, 2023 at 5:04 PM
"diversity win" then it be a white gay guy
giving them that 600 pounds of ramen stare when they show me their hole
December 3, 2023 at 8:16 AM
giving them that 600 pounds of ramen stare when they show me their hole
sex so stereotypically lesbian you coulda swore girl in red was playin
December 2, 2023 at 4:37 PM
sex so stereotypically lesbian you coulda swore girl in red was playin
supposed allies when the non binary person isn't afab or feminine
December 1, 2023 at 5:19 PM
supposed allies when the non binary person isn't afab or feminine
seeing drawings of characters/ocs with scars is the most affirming shit on the planet
November 30, 2023 at 4:47 AM
seeing drawings of characters/ocs with scars is the most affirming shit on the planet
sometimes I talk to my partner like im their father because its a funny joke but I think they like it too much
November 28, 2023 at 11:06 PM
sometimes I talk to my partner like im their father because its a funny joke but I think they like it too much
I have bpd and just looked up the term "catastrophizing" and brother. I think i just looked into a mirror
November 28, 2023 at 7:20 PM
I have bpd and just looked up the term "catastrophizing" and brother. I think i just looked into a mirror
CHaser? I ardly Know er!
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November 28, 2023 at 3:44 AM
CHaser? I ardly Know er!
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we all have that one transfem friend who has been on HRT for years and still hasnt voice trained at all
November 27, 2023 at 7:25 PM
we all have that one transfem friend who has been on HRT for years and still hasnt voice trained at all