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Mayonnaisu
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im here. hi. hi bestie. hi stranger. I like banana bread. what ever happened to owning marbles. I'm going to assume you're here for dinner cause it sure is NOT for my humor-
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i laughed at the death blip
May 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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exploding treasure coffer
March 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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it is Important
March 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
tried new korean soft drinks. apparently they were having some mash up with sanrio?? the banana tasted weird but the milk & yogurt was p good ngl
January 15, 2025 at 8:21 AM
he is become loaf. the yeast of us all. hes just like the breadst of us
January 7, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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*+ 。.🎀🍞✨.・✧
January 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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new year, new YOU!
January 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Moon People
December 28, 2024 at 11:39 PM
this little. dummy. he is going to fall in the tub
December 28, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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merry christmas!!
December 25, 2024 at 7:29 PM
its almos. chrimis. Merry crustmass people. Merry Smissmass.
December 24, 2024 at 7:34 PM
majestic. absolutely great. zero flaws. this car has got it going on. #cat
December 22, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Just finished playing deathloop. it was cute, a good little puzzle game/FPS game. Makes me miss dishonored a bit more now... I give it a 7/10
December 17, 2024 at 6:15 PM
hello new followers. I assume 90% of yall are new bot accounts or something.

maybe. unsure.

hello anyway.
December 5, 2024 at 1:25 AM
ime home from a horrifying day (work for 8 hours) i sure hope nothing bad is happening today

*checks bluesky*

south korea what in the fresh f-
December 3, 2024 at 8:43 PM
cats. please. behave thyselves by the sunlight
December 1, 2024 at 5:49 PM
meow meow meow. mr grumpy over here.
December 1, 2024 at 11:57 AM
imm working black froday

send halp to my immediate location my feetsies hurt
November 29, 2024 at 1:54 PM
mmm night time. yes yes. nothing to see here.
November 22, 2024 at 6:49 AM
me on my dumb little puter doing my rambunchious tasks. im a freaking snoozer man a little typer man.

I am inside my walls and the rats want rent
November 21, 2024 at 5:19 PM
ape be escaping call that having a gas leak
November 21, 2024 at 5:18 PM
a little dubius fellow. a mischievous little guy. what is he up to. #orangecat #cat #catpic
November 21, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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On this day in 2002, 22 years ago, the first episodes of Pokémon Advance Generation aired. This saga featured Ash & Brock travel the Hoenn region with their new friend May and her brother Max

serebii.net/anime/epiguide
November 21, 2024 at 11:46 AM
pizza pizza wahoo (I have slaughtered many pizzas in the pizza war. I have the blood of thousands on my hands. I have eaten my victims. Their families will never know peace.)
November 21, 2024 at 2:13 PM
i am real. maybe. maybe im kenough. maybe im. the friend we made along the way. or maybe. the villain of MY story. redemption arc time.
November 21, 2024 at 2:11 PM