Mayonnaisu
@mayonnaisu.bsky.social
im here. hi. hi bestie. hi stranger. I like banana bread. what ever happened to owning marbles. I'm going to assume you're here for dinner cause it sure is NOT for my humor-
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i laughed at the death blip
May 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
i laughed at the death blip
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exploding treasure coffer
March 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
exploding treasure coffer
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tried new korean soft drinks. apparently they were having some mash up with sanrio?? the banana tasted weird but the milk & yogurt was p good ngl
January 15, 2025 at 8:21 AM
tried new korean soft drinks. apparently they were having some mash up with sanrio?? the banana tasted weird but the milk & yogurt was p good ngl
he is become loaf. the yeast of us all. hes just like the breadst of us
January 7, 2025 at 7:07 AM
he is become loaf. the yeast of us all. hes just like the breadst of us
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new year, new YOU!
January 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
new year, new YOU!
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Moon People
December 28, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Moon People
this little. dummy. he is going to fall in the tub
December 28, 2024 at 6:40 PM
this little. dummy. he is going to fall in the tub
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its almos. chrimis. Merry crustmass people. Merry Smissmass.
December 24, 2024 at 7:34 PM
its almos. chrimis. Merry crustmass people. Merry Smissmass.
Just finished playing deathloop. it was cute, a good little puzzle game/FPS game. Makes me miss dishonored a bit more now... I give it a 7/10
December 17, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Just finished playing deathloop. it was cute, a good little puzzle game/FPS game. Makes me miss dishonored a bit more now... I give it a 7/10
hello new followers. I assume 90% of yall are new bot accounts or something.
maybe. unsure.
hello anyway.
maybe. unsure.
hello anyway.
December 5, 2024 at 1:25 AM
hello new followers. I assume 90% of yall are new bot accounts or something.
maybe. unsure.
hello anyway.
maybe. unsure.
hello anyway.
ime home from a horrifying day (work for 8 hours) i sure hope nothing bad is happening today
*checks bluesky*
south korea what in the fresh f-
*checks bluesky*
south korea what in the fresh f-
December 3, 2024 at 8:43 PM
ime home from a horrifying day (work for 8 hours) i sure hope nothing bad is happening today
*checks bluesky*
south korea what in the fresh f-
*checks bluesky*
south korea what in the fresh f-
cats. please. behave thyselves by the sunlight
December 1, 2024 at 5:49 PM
cats. please. behave thyselves by the sunlight
meow meow meow. mr grumpy over here.
December 1, 2024 at 11:57 AM
meow meow meow. mr grumpy over here.
imm working black froday
send halp to my immediate location my feetsies hurt
send halp to my immediate location my feetsies hurt
November 29, 2024 at 1:54 PM
imm working black froday
send halp to my immediate location my feetsies hurt
send halp to my immediate location my feetsies hurt
mmm night time. yes yes. nothing to see here.
November 22, 2024 at 6:49 AM
mmm night time. yes yes. nothing to see here.
me on my dumb little puter doing my rambunchious tasks. im a freaking snoozer man a little typer man.
I am inside my walls and the rats want rent
I am inside my walls and the rats want rent
November 21, 2024 at 5:19 PM
me on my dumb little puter doing my rambunchious tasks. im a freaking snoozer man a little typer man.
I am inside my walls and the rats want rent
I am inside my walls and the rats want rent
ape be escaping call that having a gas leak
November 21, 2024 at 5:18 PM
ape be escaping call that having a gas leak
November 21, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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On this day in 2002, 22 years ago, the first episodes of Pokémon Advance Generation aired. This saga featured Ash & Brock travel the Hoenn region with their new friend May and her brother Max
serebii.net/anime/epiguide
serebii.net/anime/epiguide
November 21, 2024 at 11:46 AM
On this day in 2002, 22 years ago, the first episodes of Pokémon Advance Generation aired. This saga featured Ash & Brock travel the Hoenn region with their new friend May and her brother Max
serebii.net/anime/epiguide
serebii.net/anime/epiguide
pizza pizza wahoo (I have slaughtered many pizzas in the pizza war. I have the blood of thousands on my hands. I have eaten my victims. Their families will never know peace.)
November 21, 2024 at 2:13 PM
pizza pizza wahoo (I have slaughtered many pizzas in the pizza war. I have the blood of thousands on my hands. I have eaten my victims. Their families will never know peace.)
i am real. maybe. maybe im kenough. maybe im. the friend we made along the way. or maybe. the villain of MY story. redemption arc time.
November 21, 2024 at 2:11 PM
i am real. maybe. maybe im kenough. maybe im. the friend we made along the way. or maybe. the villain of MY story. redemption arc time.