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Mayor Wren

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i invented dilbert 🏳️‍⚧️ https://discord.gg/jkp9EFVbFg

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Mayor Wren @mayor-wren.com · Nov 8

i am going to piss on elon musk's grave

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 33m

Am I “into Pynchon?” Hell yeah I’m into Pynchon…into Pynchon them ass cheeks, what up girl

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Mayor Wren @mayor-wren.com · 16h

not a stupid question; thunderbolt 1 & 2 have a mDP connector. thunderbolt is the successor to mDP

Mayor Wren @mayor-wren.com · 2d

is that nudity with both a real and imaginary part?

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Mayor Wren @mayor-wren.com · 2d

dogbert fucks (source: i invented Dilbert)

Mayor Wren @mayor-wren.com · 2d

when i was inventing Dilbert, i asked myself "what is the worst comic strip anyone could make?"

and then in answer to that, i invented Dilbert

Mayor Wren @mayor-wren.com · 2d

this is your reminder that Scott Adams doesn't think there should be limits on free speech when it comes to misinformation and also that i invented Dilbert

Mayor Wren @mayor-wren.com · 3d

will schuester but i wouldn't stop at punching him in the face

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Mayor Wren @mayor-wren.com · 5d

my swiftie gf who believes in the rapture has been having a tough couple of weeks

Mayor Wren @mayor-wren.com · 5d

some of y'all are acting like if kirby swallowed you, you would have any abilities for him to copy and he wouldn't just spit you back out as a star

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Mayor Wren @mayor-wren.com · 5d

you can actually get a lifetime supply of oreos for free but you have to sign a contract with nabisco agreeing to eat an entire package of every new flavor while the president of nabisco watches

Mayor Wren @mayor-wren.com · 5d

it must be hard competing for the title of "worst social media CEO" given the other competitors, but goddammit she's trying her darnedest

Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 6d

Are you paying us? Where?

Mayor Wren @mayor-wren.com · 6d

my definition of trans is very inclusive; if you think any of the robots from portal are hot you're good to join

Mayor Wren @mayor-wren.com · 6d

bluesky sucks. i'm gonna start my own social media platform that only allows trans people to join. to sign up you have to beat celeste and 2 soulslikes.

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Mayor Wren @mayor-wren.com · 8d

listen i'm not one to say "i told you so" but as the kid who never did the pledge of allegiance growing up,

Mayor Wren @mayor-wren.com · 8d

trying that new trend that's going viral where you scream as loud and as long as you can

Mayor Wren @mayor-wren.com · 9d

my precious baby (who will become a powerful witch)

a shiny fennekin in pokémon that i've been hunting for for the last 2 weeks and finally caught today

Mayor Wren @mayor-wren.com · 9d

immediately checked wikipedia to learn more about this and experienced the roller coaster of seeing he was German and died in the mid-20th century (but emigrated to the US in the 1920s)

Mayor Wren @mayor-wren.com · 9d

damn ig i need to be more anxious so i can get that prog dose

Mayor Wren @mayor-wren.com · 9d

i've been trying to track down the dataset for this plot and have had no luck identifying the 5 "left-wing terrorist attacks and plots" that it indicates happened between Jan 1 - July 4 2025

if anyone knows where i can view the dataset CSIS was using i would love to see that

Philip Bump @pbump.com · 9d

Left-wing terrorism surpassing right-wing terrorism because the fringe-right's agenda is also the president's isn't really an indictment of the left!
www.pbump.net/o/how-trumpw...

Mayor Wren @mayor-wren.com · 11d

how can a flower
grow from under a bootheel
without sprouting thorns?

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 11d

4 panel comic

Panel 1: ICE “Agent” (thug) punches protester hard in the face.
Agent: STOP

Panel 2: ICE Agent viciously snaps protester’s arm
Agent: BEING

Panel 3: ICE Agent strangles protester
Agent: POLITICALLY

Panel 4: ICE Agent stamps on protester’s head
Agent: VIOLENT

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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 12d

this is a very good story in a very good newspaper about a hateful war crime committed for no reason other than ambient bigotry and apparently forgotten immediately because somebody killed a racist podcaster a week later

The mystery of the boat pulverized by a missile in the middle of the Caribbean

Most of the 11 occupants of the vessel — which departed from Venezuela and was blown up by the United States — came from a small coastal town taken over by drug trafficking

english.elpais.com

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Mayor Wren @mayor-wren.com · 13d

i'm imagining it. i'm rotating it in my mind. oh, what's this? i'm imagining it suspended over a toilet bowl? it's falling info the toilet?

Mayor Wren @mayor-wren.com · 13d

silksong is too big and too fun. i haven't even had time to try garfield kart 2 yet

Mayor Wren @mayor-wren.com · 13d

staying "hydrated" is a conspiracy by big toilet to make you have to pee 17 times a day

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