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The Mayor of Packwood
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Official Twitter for the Office of the the Mayor of Packwood, WA. Repped by Elite Model Management.
It's my Untappd year end wrap up! Hope yours looks the same. #yelpforbeer
December 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Why does AI automatically think dogs wear pants like this instead of on all four legs? Does ChatGPT think his front legs are arms?
December 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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man, trump fucked our economy. under joe biden, you could buy a car with this
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Calling it. Nobel Peace Prize committee about to get NUKED!
October 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Clown town.
October 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
This was released in 1990 in Japan and I have no idea how I haven't heard it until now. Top tier hardcore.

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Nightmare - Give Notice Of Nightmare ( FULL ALBUM)
YouTube video by RICKVARUKERS1
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September 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Sometimes I think about Stan Ridgeways solo record after Wall of Voodoo, which featured the hit Vietnam War ditty "Camouflage" and today was one of those days. #vietnamwar #ditty #stanridgeway #camouflage #awfulybigmarine

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Stan Ridgway - Camouflage
YouTube video by tetos67
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September 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The brewing business has always been fickle. This time feels a little different though. I'm absolutely gob-smacked that we've got 30bbl brewhouses selling at auction now for less than scrap value. Stainless will scrap for $1/lb and a 60bbl FV will run around 3000 lbs. This one sold for $750.
August 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
A reminder that crypto bros invested heavily in Forbes and it is now captured media. Forbes will never not shill for Buttcoin.
July 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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June 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
FedEx killing it on the logistics front.
June 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I asked ChatGPT to make me a picture of what this weekend's Sasquatch convention would look like and it almost got right.
June 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Furious George was the only good band on Lookout! records.
June 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but it looks like part of the Winlock Egg Days celebration next weekend is a hunt for unrefrigerated egg salad sandwiches which have been left scattered throughout an elementary school.
June 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
If you are a teen in East Lewis County, I'll be selling single cigarettes next to the hotel tomorrow.
June 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I went to the Olympic Club after my haircut today, which means I am legally obligated to post this picture of Washington States finest urinals.
May 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
No.
May 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The older I get, the more I understand Roky Erickson.
May 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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dei.gov now forwards to waste.gov and asks for a password.
Waste.Gov – Tracking government waste.Waste.Gov – Tracking government waste.
dei.gov
April 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I had a dream last night that Dan Crenshaw, Dale Chihuly and Stewart Rhodes all bought a struggling dive bar in Washington DC called "Lefty's". On the brink of closing they decided to bust open the books and call Jon Taffer of Bar Rescue Fame.
April 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Looking at these Shelltoe Adidas on their website makes me think - How does anybody not have a job? Like, you can just go be a sneaker designer. You don't even need to own sneakers. Or have ever worn shoes. Just get AI to do it.
April 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I met Al a few times back in the day, in the downstairs TAANG store behind Harvard Square when we'd hang around after school not buying anything. He was always nice to me and would smile and nod when I'd ask about an SSD reunion. Long ago and far away. RIP.
pitchfork.com/news/al-bari...
Al Barile, SSD Guitarist and Straight-Edge Icon, Dies at 63
A fixture of Boston’s hardcore scene, Barile’s lyrics and famed onstage presence directly inspired the youth crew movement in tandem with Minor Threat and 7 Seconds
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April 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The sound engineers from the new Call of Duty game are coming to my brewery to use the shooting range downstairs to record cannon and gunfire sounds and have asked me how I'd like to be compensated for my time.

I continually find myself writing the strangest sentences these days.
April 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM