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sarah
@mayorspants.bsky.social
useless lesbian (she/they) | 25 | gay pop ~ ts ~ stardew valley ~ dnd
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just made the move over here and gotta find people to follow, so let’s be friends if you’re into:

🌿 taylor girl kisser swift
🌿 chappell
🌿 sabrina
🌿 hozier
🌿 boygenius
🌿 stardew valley
🌿 wlw art
🌿 critical role/ttrpgs
🌿 dropout
🌿 arcane
🌿 the gay leftist agenda
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As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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so don't get too comfortable.

#art
January 24, 2026 at 7:00 PM
sleep regression isn’t only for infants, it’s also for mid 20s lesbians who are rekindling their love for minecraft and have time blindness
January 17, 2026 at 11:07 PM
new mitski album… save me…

new mitski album

save me new mitski album
January 16, 2026 at 5:12 AM
if I had a nickel for every time a celebrity with crazy gay allegations with their best friend in 2014 made some silly claim along the lines of “looking _______ right in the eye”

…I’d have 2 nickels…

which is just a weird coincidence, but still
Louis Tomlinson graces the cover of Billboard.

📸: Austin Hargrave
January 13, 2026 at 12:19 AM
in dire need of a gay sports bar 😭
January 11, 2026 at 6:42 PM
wife just got a remote job which means we get to work from home together starting in the new year!!! literally so excited this is the lesbian dream 🥰
December 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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Pls why do my rarecrow and her flower look like they’re about to start defying gravity
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
dnp acknowledging the v-day video was not on my 2025 bingo card, but then again neither was a Taylor song about her fiancés redwood, so I guess this year is just full of surprises
October 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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ICE GOONS, laughing and pepper spraying Pastor after shooting him in the face with pepper balls, proceeded to gas the crowd who were trying to protect him.
October 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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The only violence I’ve been seeing in Portland is from the so-called Feds!!!

Keep sharing these videos; it’s evidence.
October 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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There is no acceptable excuse for zip-tying children! None.

This shouldn’t even have to be said.
October 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
THE SURGEON SHAVED ONE OF MY WIFE’S ARMPITS 😭😭😭
September 29, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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🌿, your best friend, a cozy night in = 💘 #oc
September 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Is it my imagination or has it become trendy amongst insecure straights to do the whole “no homo” nonsense again? Maybe it never left? Dunno. But all I’m seeing is this “pause”, “that’s gay” type shtick & it’s fucking lame.

Couple that with more public ableism and racism, we are going backwards.
August 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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a fun jayvik tattoo from yesterday 🤍
August 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
WOOF WOOF
July 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Dare Everything is actually so good, I downloaded it yesterday and I’m already completely hooked
June 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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My painting WISCONSIN FARM
May 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Every Harry Potter book or shirt you buy directly funds the persecution of trans people.

There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.
May 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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this is who espanyol hit with water cannons on the pitch btw 💔
May 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Trump reduced British auto tariffs to benefit luxury carmakers like Rolls Royce.

Meanwhile, the costs of essential goods like strollers, medications, and clothing are skyrocketing.

So the rest of America has to go without but he's happy to help his rich friends buy luxury cars?
May 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM