Woodstoc2048
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Woodstoc2048
@mayotte2048.bsky.social
Just this dude, you know?
For a second I thought they handed the cone to a polar bear. ☺️
February 5, 2026 at 5:20 PM
For a second I thought they handed the cone to a polar bear. ☺️
February 5, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Or she'll be like "Oh, you're on book four! Girl wait till you get book five!!!"
February 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
You know she'll be like "which book is that? Asking for a friend." (Modern day equivalent of "I'll have what she's having." 😂
February 2, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses.
January 30, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Just for the record, food poison uses all available exits. North AND South. Sometimes simultaniously, which gets... complicated.

Throw it out.
January 29, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Currently doing a re-read of Jim Butcher's Dresden Files series before I pickup his new release Twelve Months.
January 28, 2026 at 1:54 PM
So we've gone from "The city is burning to the ground!" to "It's been loud."
October 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
"Is that not what we are doing?"
September 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Starter Villian, Red Shirts, and Kaiju aren't available as audiobooks at my library yet. Is there any chance that will change?
August 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
So, he probably won't pardon Diddy, not because he's guilty, not because of what he did to women (why would that bother Trump), but because he said some unkind things about Trump.
August 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
"Half-innocent", so... not innocent.
August 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Yes & no. There's an expression: "If you have 4 people eating dinner at a table & 1 is a NotZ, then you have 4 NotZs." So if you have a line of 20 cops, and 1 is instigating, then you have 20 bad cops. Because 19 didn't stop the violence.
June 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
As conspiracy theories go, this one is far more plausible than most I've heard.
April 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Stephen King & other authors once started a rock band. An interviewer asked King if the band was any good? His response: We play as well as Metallica writes books.
April 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
You should hide messages on your whiteboard "The same thing we do everyday, try to take over the world", "Honor is dead, but i'll see what I can do", "Because I know something you do, not... I'm not really left handed" etc. And see if we can get the reference.
April 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
If anyone misses Levar's voice, make sure to check out the Levar Burton Reads podcast. He hasn't done a new episode in a while, but the back catalog is amazing.
March 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Bro! Do you even have a fav archipelago?
January 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Could make the rule if the final total doesn't end in 5 or 0. The the sales tax is reduced until it does. Make the gov take the hit.
January 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Yeah for 5th Season!
January 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Maybe you are too young to hear the joke... because your ears are too small. 😉
December 30, 2024 at 3:09 PM
I always found it fascinating that when you bring something metal inside on a cold morning, it feels like it is radiating cold, just like a fire poker radiates heat. But that's the opposite of what is happening.
December 30, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Having flashbacks to the restaurant at the end of the universe.
December 30, 2024 at 3:00 PM
If memory serves, peanuts aren't nuts, their legumes.
December 30, 2024 at 2:57 PM