Mayt
mayt.bsky.social
Mayt
@mayt.bsky.social
Recovering teacher
I feel like if a jealous husband can take a few pieces off him, Batman could take care of business
December 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
And we still had a serious discussion beforehand about how important it is that she not accidentally murder anyone. She is 10.
December 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The pup in question
December 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I had a dog who was entirely uninterested in chasing squirrels, chipmunks or other small creatures, but always tried to bolt after any deer she saw. Such a look of betrayal in her eyes when I wouldn’t let her off the leash. No idea what she planned to do if she ever caught up to one.
December 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
and you NAILED it
November 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Ooooooh yeah

In The Cards was the best Jake/Nog team up
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Oooh Treachery Faith and the Great River is always a good watch. The Great Material Continuum! One of the best, if not the best, Nog episodes. But it’s hard to beat The Magnificent Ferengi
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Yes, the ability to instantly and constantly place bets on ridiculous minutia is a huge aspect of the problem, but we wouldn’t go wrong by just banning the whole enterprise. There’s probably a middle ground, but I don’t think there’s a moral duty to find it.
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Tonight, 7 got the plates out, so 3 cried, because HE wanted to get them. So I told him he could get new plates; more crying. Then he got new ones, and I put pizza on them, and he cried again. Then I let him watch Paw Patrol and he was okay till one of them drove the “wrong” truck; he cried again.
November 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
As someone who is (therapeutically) high on ketamine about every two months now, no it doesn’t. Ketamine doesn’t make you stupid.
November 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Hey Matty, go fuck yourself
November 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM