Buckinghamshire, UK

Happy New Year!

I have several of that sort of thing! Just when is the right time to open?

Fifty years since I heard this one!

You need big big rollers in overnight!

You are obviously too young to have been among the many commuters from SE into London Bridge - stranded outside the station for 20 minutes day after day. I nearly lost my job. I bought a v small car and commuted up The Old Kent Road, until I could stand it no longer.

I wait to see them!

Paint tiny bats on your finger tips - that will make you think twice!