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Okay so we are a half hour away from new Dimension 20 season. “Cloudward Ho!”. My prediction is that Brennan will start it off with saying the word “Air”. I just want this out in the world so if I’m right I can gloat.
#dimension20 #cloudwardho #brennanleemulligan
#dimension20 #cloudwardho #brennanleemulligan
June 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Okay so we are a half hour away from new Dimension 20 season. “Cloudward Ho!”. My prediction is that Brennan will start it off with saying the word “Air”. I just want this out in the world so if I’m right I can gloat.
#dimension20 #cloudwardho #brennanleemulligan
#dimension20 #cloudwardho #brennanleemulligan
Imma take a moment to fanboy over these two because their actually giving me home that America can survive this authoritarian regime. We need leaders like them.
March 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Imma take a moment to fanboy over these two because their actually giving me home that America can survive this authoritarian regime. We need leaders like them.
Me: I hate it when people perpetuate the stereotype that submissive men are too invasive and don’t understand social cues.
Also me: I’d be really funny to write a parody of “Lean on Me” called “Step on Me”
Also me: I’d be really funny to write a parody of “Lean on Me” called “Step on Me”
February 15, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Me: I hate it when people perpetuate the stereotype that submissive men are too invasive and don’t understand social cues.
Also me: I’d be really funny to write a parody of “Lean on Me” called “Step on Me”
Also me: I’d be really funny to write a parody of “Lean on Me” called “Step on Me”
Gotta love that I’m successfully being gaslit by a cat
February 4, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Gotta love that I’m successfully being gaslit by a cat
MAZ 1/6/16: Goodbye Boiling Water. You will be Myst
February 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
MAZ 1/6/16: Goodbye Boiling Water. You will be Myst
MAZ 3/1/16: Tomorrow I'm going to hate myself but tonight I admire my cleverness
February 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
MAZ 3/1/16: Tomorrow I'm going to hate myself but tonight I admire my cleverness
MAX 3/28/16: When you say "I don't believe in Batman" a Batman somewhere falls down dead in the middle of a fight with The Riddler
February 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
MAX 3/28/16: When you say "I don't believe in Batman" a Batman somewhere falls down dead in the middle of a fight with The Riddler
MAZ 4/15/16: I can say, without a reasonable doubt, someone on this sight IS A MURDERER!
February 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
MAZ 4/15/16: I can say, without a reasonable doubt, someone on this sight IS A MURDERER!
MAZ 5/25/16: The party don't start till a balloon dies tragically
February 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
MAZ 5/25/16: The party don't start till a balloon dies tragically
MAZ 7/29/16: It's like everyone I talk to has suddenly fallen off the map. I'm more confused than offended. How'd they plan that so well?
February 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
MAZ 7/29/16: It's like everyone I talk to has suddenly fallen off the map. I'm more confused than offended. How'd they plan that so well?
MAZ 9/30/16: You can never escape slope
February 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
MAZ 9/30/16: You can never escape slope
MAZ 10/25/16: That horrible moment when someone goes from the "friend" list to the "avoid like the fucking plague" list.
February 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
MAZ 10/25/16: That horrible moment when someone goes from the "friend" list to the "avoid like the fucking plague" list.
MAZ 3/8/17: "You hit like a girl!"
Ha! Happy International Women's Day Mother F***er!!! That means I hit better than you.
Ha! Happy International Women's Day Mother F***er!!! That means I hit better than you.
February 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
MAZ 3/8/17: "You hit like a girl!"
Ha! Happy International Women's Day Mother F***er!!! That means I hit better than you.
Ha! Happy International Women's Day Mother F***er!!! That means I hit better than you.
MAZ 3/31/17: When life gives you lemons; you punch life in the face because it knows DAMN WELL that you're allergic to lemons!!!
February 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
MAZ 3/31/17: When life gives you lemons; you punch life in the face because it knows DAMN WELL that you're allergic to lemons!!!
4/8/17: The trick isn't to ignore the people giving you crap but to cherish the people who don't
February 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
4/8/17: The trick isn't to ignore the people giving you crap but to cherish the people who don't
MAZ 9/10/17: Can you ketch the passup?
February 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
MAZ 9/10/17: Can you ketch the passup?
MAZ 7/16/18: Ah, freshly made tea. The sweet taste of "Ow. The back of my throat."
February 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
MAZ 7/16/18: Ah, freshly made tea. The sweet taste of "Ow. The back of my throat."
MAZ 7/20/18: Hey... excuse me... you stole my heart. ☺️ You can keep it if you like. Just make sure to not feed it after midnight.
February 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
MAZ 7/20/18: Hey... excuse me... you stole my heart. ☺️ You can keep it if you like. Just make sure to not feed it after midnight.
MAZ 8/29/18: Honestly, I love how booping someone's nose is not only a sign of affection but also a show of dominance. Ladies, that’s how you win me over. Boop my nose.
February 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
MAZ 8/29/18: Honestly, I love how booping someone's nose is not only a sign of affection but also a show of dominance. Ladies, that’s how you win me over. Boop my nose.
MAZ 11/23/17: Party City; Where the Party Starts
Hangover City; Where the Party Ends
Hangover City; Where the Party Ends
February 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
MAZ 11/23/17: Party City; Where the Party Starts
Hangover City; Where the Party Ends
Hangover City; Where the Party Ends
MAZ 8/27/15: After years of stormy sailing, have I finally found the bæ?
February 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
MAZ 8/27/15: After years of stormy sailing, have I finally found the bæ?
MAZ 8/30/15: Sometimes the best friends are the ones who seem like they're off medication at times
February 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
MAZ 8/30/15: Sometimes the best friends are the ones who seem like they're off medication at times
MAZ 9/21/15: Why does Social Interaction hate me?
February 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
MAZ 9/21/15: Why does Social Interaction hate me?
MAZ 9/21/2015: I have two jokes. 1) My acting career, 2) my social life 😂😂😂😂
February 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
MAZ 9/21/2015: I have two jokes. 1) My acting career, 2) my social life 😂😂😂😂