I LOVE a wedding weekend groupchat it’s like being in the spring musical together but everyone really loves the leads

so the phoenix in harry potter can just kill himself when he wants and come back to life young and gorgeous but I can’t

i don’t have a 9/11 anniversary in me this year

i’m thinking of being meaner to the grad students i work with; will probably not achieve this goal since they are so tremendously sad and anxious at all times

it’s enough. i have to challenge carrie bradshaw to a duel. i must either bring her to an end or cease to exist alongside her

why did god have to make him crazy

i should be allowed to ask patti lupone if sicilians are people of color on record for a major publication

svu is an insane show because you’ll be rolling along and then ellen burstyn will show up and deliver an oscar worthy performance for no reason at all

Aldo Bellini is such a jk rowling-ass way to name an italian character lmao