Little did they know I had already begun to do just that.
Join me as I endeavor to explore 15 years of MBMBaM history and defy mortality.
If you got no place to go when you're feeling down, take a chance on My Brother, My Brother, and Me... and me 😉
•Happy birthday to Justin and Travis!
•Justin learns what furries are
•Griffin states that his time in retail was a "pretty pleasant experience" and that being robbed at gunpoint was a "growth experience."
•Dating sexy grandpas
•Penis diameter vs sense of humor =BMI
•Pole:Should I get high today?
•Happy birthday to Justin and Travis!
•Justin learns what furries are
•Griffin states that his time in retail was a "pretty pleasant experience" and that being robbed at gunpoint was a "growth experience."
•Dating sexy grandpas
•Penis diameter vs sense of humor =BMI
•Pole:Should I get high today?
•Every time you hear lovemaking or participate in lovemaking, the last thing you wanna be thinking about is our voices. -G (😶)
•Sometimes I wake up with an empty bottle of jagermeister next to me. But that has nothing to do with anything. -T
•God I hope they never talk about human centipede again
•Every time you hear lovemaking or participate in lovemaking, the last thing you wanna be thinking about is our voices. -G (😶)
•Sometimes I wake up with an empty bottle of jagermeister next to me. But that has nothing to do with anything. -T
•God I hope they never talk about human centipede again
I've been locked out of this account all day and I thought it was done for 😅
Ready to get back to the oldies when I return from my little McElroy themed vacation!
I've been locked out of this account all day and I thought it was done for 😅
Ready to get back to the oldies when I return from my little McElroy themed vacation!
• Like the Chilean miners..
• You need to live like you're dying and then die like you're dying -T
• Moby made being bald cool
• Griffin addressing some crazy ass people trying to train their kid to poop in bags - "Bitch, listen!"
• MBMBAM listening parties sound like so much fun.
• Like the Chilean miners..
• You need to live like you're dying and then die like you're dying -T
• Moby made being bald cool
• Griffin addressing some crazy ass people trying to train their kid to poop in bags - "Bitch, listen!"
• MBMBAM listening parties sound like so much fun.
#mbmbam #columbus #mbmbamlive
#mbmbam #columbus #mbmbamlive
• Like Chilean miners
• Holding in babies
• A question about becoming a prostitute made Griffin sad and Justin chose violence
• Vests are coming back, Griffin wants to wear suspenders.. aaand Justin talks about cockrings
• The rabbit hole of baseball sex euphemisms in this episode is insane
• Like Chilean miners
• Holding in babies
• A question about becoming a prostitute made Griffin sad and Justin chose violence
• Vests are coming back, Griffin wants to wear suspenders.. aaand Justin talks about cockrings
• The rabbit hole of baseball sex euphemisms in this episode is insane
• David Hasselhoff definitely listens to MBMBAM
• Friends who make fun of the things you like are not your friends.
• Justin and Travis do not appreciate Griffin's use of the word "trim"
• The brothers are enamored with the name Prashant Khapre
• The pack up your bags outro song is wonderful
• David Hasselhoff definitely listens to MBMBAM
• Friends who make fun of the things you like are not your friends.
• Justin and Travis do not appreciate Griffin's use of the word "trim"
• The brothers are enamored with the name Prashant Khapre
• The pack up your bags outro song is wonderful
•Tosh.0 mentioned the show.. I forgot Tosh.0 existed
•Russian doll babies
•Paul Blart Robocop
•Open your mouth! I'm going to put some wonder in you. -J
•Just sit on your hands. Go to bed. -G (don't try to out your friend who think might be gay)
•Let me counterpoint with this.. Get it, pussy. -T
•Tosh.0 mentioned the show.. I forgot Tosh.0 existed
•Russian doll babies
•Paul Blart Robocop
•Open your mouth! I'm going to put some wonder in you. -J
•Just sit on your hands. Go to bed. -G (don't try to out your friend who think might be gay)
•Let me counterpoint with this.. Get it, pussy. -T
•Sisqo v Bieber
•Griffin referring to a jacuzzi full of men as dick jambalaya is crazy work.
•Brothers suggest bad movies: The Room -G, Kung Pow! Enter the Fist -T, After Last Season and Birdemic-J (My personal suggestion: Rubber)
•"Would keep it in my pants for Griffin McElroy."-Tasha
•Sisqo v Bieber
•Griffin referring to a jacuzzi full of men as dick jambalaya is crazy work.
•Brothers suggest bad movies: The Room -G, Kung Pow! Enter the Fist -T, After Last Season and Birdemic-J (My personal suggestion: Rubber)
•"Would keep it in my pants for Griffin McElroy."-Tasha
•Death is just a creation of big funeral home -T
•I get his books confused, the ones that are about getting wisdom from the elderly, and the ones that are about boning down with your teacher -Justin on Mitch Albom
•DO you wanna fuck a goose or not?! -J
•It's Adam and Geese, not Adam and Steve! -T
•Death is just a creation of big funeral home -T
•I get his books confused, the ones that are about getting wisdom from the elderly, and the ones that are about boning down with your teacher -Justin on Mitch Albom
•DO you wanna fuck a goose or not?! -J
•It's Adam and Geese, not Adam and Steve! -T
•After missing another episode, a listener asks-Are all McElroys liars?
•Facebook poking to keep a foot in the door
•Every time the brothers mention their ages my brain trips.
•The brothers sing Hold On by Wilson Phillips
•Griffin describes the taste of Super Donuts as weinerless corn dogs
•After missing another episode, a listener asks-Are all McElroys liars?
•Facebook poking to keep a foot in the door
•Every time the brothers mention their ages my brain trips.
•The brothers sing Hold On by Wilson Phillips
•Griffin describes the taste of Super Donuts as weinerless corn dogs
• The brothers offer to trade t-shirts for Super Donuts
• Drag queens are the wizards of the modern generation.
• "Toni, come home! We miss you! The big city done swallowed you up!"
• "I'm 29 years old. You're lucky I can turn my computer on, you sluts, so shut up." -J
• WHY DO WE SCREAM?
• The brothers offer to trade t-shirts for Super Donuts
• Drag queens are the wizards of the modern generation.
• "Toni, come home! We miss you! The big city done swallowed you up!"
• "I'm 29 years old. You're lucky I can turn my computer on, you sluts, so shut up." -J
• WHY DO WE SCREAM?
• Clean Slate (never seen it)
• Night shower vs morning shower
• Jouquin Phoenix is a hyper-evolved bed bug
• How does one become a wizard?
• "I'm not ashamed to wear pants that lift AND separate." -Griffin on skinny jeans. "Hey, hey, come get this butt."
• 8 answers to cover every question
• Clean Slate (never seen it)
• Night shower vs morning shower
• Jouquin Phoenix is a hyper-evolved bed bug
• How does one become a wizard?
• "I'm not ashamed to wear pants that lift AND separate." -Griffin on skinny jeans. "Hey, hey, come get this butt."
• 8 answers to cover every question
• The first episode with the disclaimer! What's up, you cool baby?
• MBMBAM motivational poster idea: Reach for the Plateaus.
• Step 1: Pack your bags and move away. Step 2: Never ever go home again. -G
• "When you see us in public, by which I mean Griffin, just kiss him on the cheek." -J
• The first episode with the disclaimer! What's up, you cool baby?
• MBMBAM motivational poster idea: Reach for the Plateaus.
• Step 1: Pack your bags and move away. Step 2: Never ever go home again. -G
• "When you see us in public, by which I mean Griffin, just kiss him on the cheek." -J
• At least one, less than three, of the brothers have peed in a sink. (Ew)
• "Bros before hos is something that men say to each other to make themselves feel better." -J
• "You shouldn't ask us if you should have a child." -J
• "What's the difference between anorexic and balsamic?" -Seachel
• At least one, less than three, of the brothers have peed in a sink. (Ew)
• "Bros before hos is something that men say to each other to make themselves feel better." -J
• "You shouldn't ask us if you should have a child." -J
• "What's the difference between anorexic and balsamic?" -Seachel
The podcast has not killed me!
But I am in the process of moving. I should be able to resume the adventure in a week or so.
<3 -April
The podcast has not killed me!
But I am in the process of moving. I should be able to resume the adventure in a week or so.
<3 -April
• New intro song?! A MBMBaM rap?! Oh wait, there's ABBA again.
• They mention the blog Put This On/Jesse Thorn/The Maximum Fun Network.
• Griffin thought R&B stood for rap & beats 🤦🏼♀️
• The brothers fall into a giggle fit while coming up with alternative words for penis
• New intro song?! A MBMBaM rap?! Oh wait, there's ABBA again.
• They mention the blog Put This On/Jesse Thorn/The Maximum Fun Network.
• Griffin thought R&B stood for rap & beats 🤦🏼♀️
• The brothers fall into a giggle fit while coming up with alternative words for penis
• "Nothing is more attractive than begrudging respect." -Griffin
• "If you try to fight everybody who's an idiot you are going to be exhausted.. you don't have enough punches in you." -Justin
• In middle school, Travis beat the shit out of somebody with a trombone case. - a McElroy brother fable
• "Nothing is more attractive than begrudging respect." -Griffin
• "If you try to fight everybody who's an idiot you are going to be exhausted.. you don't have enough punches in you." -Justin
• In middle school, Travis beat the shit out of somebody with a trombone case. - a McElroy brother fable
• Travis once attended a college party that was broken up by the FBI.
• "Dip that snoot in that tiller." -Griffin
• Jazz cigarettes
• "Soo, Scotty.. stab your mom." -Justin
• The Expendables is a beef bakery.
• Year One is the worst thing Justin has ever seen, and I wholeheartedly agree.
• Travis once attended a college party that was broken up by the FBI.
• "Dip that snoot in that tiller." -Griffin
• Jazz cigarettes
• "Soo, Scotty.. stab your mom." -Justin
• The Expendables is a beef bakery.
• Year One is the worst thing Justin has ever seen, and I wholeheartedly agree.
•The decree from ep 8 was broken.
•Kids standing next to you-bad omen. Japanese person standing next to you-good omen.
•*GASP* It's the kiss your dad on the lips question!!!
•They're releasing an app?!
•Closes with "Kiss your dad square on the lips"! A momentous day in MBMBaM history.
•The decree from ep 8 was broken.
•Kids standing next to you-bad omen. Japanese person standing next to you-good omen.
•*GASP* It's the kiss your dad on the lips question!!!
•They're releasing an app?!
•Closes with "Kiss your dad square on the lips"! A momentous day in MBMBaM history.
• Podcast starts out with gagging noises. Lovely.
• Griffin has moved to Chicago
• Can I hit American men? -question asker with valid points
• "Welcome back to fuckin class 1000, a continuing series on mbmbam, called 'Are you my friend?'." -Justin
• "You don't know us! We're monsters." -Justin
• Podcast starts out with gagging noises. Lovely.
• Griffin has moved to Chicago
• Can I hit American men? -question asker with valid points
• "Welcome back to fuckin class 1000, a continuing series on mbmbam, called 'Are you my friend?'." -Justin
• "You don't know us! We're monsters." -Justin
•I'm the Queen Latifah of podcasting, Griffin McElroy.
•Dry as a popcorn fart.
•Have you considered cutting her in half and counting her rings? -on finding out a girl's age
•What I'm saying is that Earth is making people gay... This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but with lesbians.
•I'm the Queen Latifah of podcasting, Griffin McElroy.
•Dry as a popcorn fart.
•Have you considered cutting her in half and counting her rings? -on finding out a girl's age
•What I'm saying is that Earth is making people gay... This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but with lesbians.
• All three brothers are around one mic together, tired and unenthused. "Advice, what's the story with that?"
• "Does Jesus love aliens too?"
• "Funny McElroy fact! Our chests are all sandpaper smooth. Like all, like nipples gone, no belly buttons. It's just a flat sheet."
• All three brothers are around one mic together, tired and unenthused. "Advice, what's the story with that?"
• "Does Jesus love aliens too?"
• "Funny McElroy fact! Our chests are all sandpaper smooth. Like all, like nipples gone, no belly buttons. It's just a flat sheet."