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MBMBaM Rabbit Hole
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In MBMBaM 756, the brothers implore us not to listen to the entire podcast, with a warning of death.
Little did they know I had already begun to do just that.
Join me as I endeavor to explore 15 years of MBMBaM history and defy mortality.
Pinned
Goal: With only 300 characters at my disposal for each episode, I will try to summarize my favorite nuggets and some key moments in MBMBaM history.
If you got no place to go when you're feeling down, take a chance on My Brother, My Brother, and Me... and me 😉
29
•Happy birthday to Justin and Travis!
•Justin learns what furries are
•Griffin states that his time in retail was a "pretty pleasant experience" and that being robbed at gunpoint was a "growth experience."
•Dating sexy grandpas
•Penis diameter vs sense of humor =BMI
•Pole:Should I get high today?
July 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
June 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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•Every time you hear lovemaking or participate in lovemaking, the last thing you wanna be thinking about is our voices. -G (😶)
•Sometimes I wake up with an empty bottle of jagermeister next to me. But that has nothing to do with anything. -T
•God I hope they never talk about human centipede again
June 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
It's not mbmbam, but it's still the brothers. I laughed until my ribs hurt and my face ached.
I've been locked out of this account all day and I thought it was done for 😅
Ready to get back to the oldies when I return from my little McElroy themed vacation!
June 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I sat so close and still took shit pictures 😂 but I finally saw the boys live, and my heart is full
June 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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• Like the Chilean miners..
• You need to live like you're dying and then die like you're dying -T
• Moby made being bald cool
• Griffin addressing some crazy ass people trying to train their kid to poop in bags - "Bitch, listen!"
• MBMBAM listening parties sound like so much fun.
June 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Personal note: I'm going to see my first ever MBMBaM live show tomorrow! I'm so fucking excited. I know there aren't too many people following this here page, but if you see this and you're going to the Columbus show, holler at me!
#mbmbam #columbus #mbmbamlive
June 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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• Like Chilean miners
• Holding in babies
• A question about becoming a prostitute made Griffin sad and Justin chose violence
• Vests are coming back, Griffin wants to wear suspenders.. aaand Justin talks about cockrings
• The rabbit hole of baseball sex euphemisms in this episode is insane
June 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
25
• David Hasselhoff definitely listens to MBMBAM
• Friends who make fun of the things you like are not your friends.
• Justin and Travis do not appreciate Griffin's use of the word "trim"
• The brothers are enamored with the name Prashant Khapre
• The pack up your bags outro song is wonderful
June 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
24
•Tosh.0 mentioned the show.. I forgot Tosh.0 existed
•Russian doll babies
•Paul Blart Robocop
•Open your mouth! I'm going to put some wonder in you. -J
•Just sit on your hands. Go to bed. -G (don't try to out your friend who think might be gay)
•Let me counterpoint with this.. Get it, pussy. -T
June 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
#23
•Sisqo v Bieber
•Griffin referring to a jacuzzi full of men as dick jambalaya is crazy work.
•Brothers suggest bad movies: The Room -G, Kung Pow! Enter the Fist -T, After Last Season and Birdemic-J (My personal suggestion: Rubber)
•"Would keep it in my pants for Griffin McElroy."-Tasha
June 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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•Death is just a creation of big funeral home -T
•I get his books confused, the ones that are about getting wisdom from the elderly, and the ones that are about boning down with your teacher -Justin on Mitch Albom
•DO you wanna fuck a goose or not?! -J
•It's Adam and Geese, not Adam and Steve! -T
June 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
#21
•After missing another episode, a listener asks-Are all McElroys liars?
•Facebook poking to keep a foot in the door
•Every time the brothers mention their ages my brain trips.
•The brothers sing Hold On by Wilson Phillips
•Griffin describes the taste of Super Donuts as weinerless corn dogs
May 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
#20
• The brothers offer to trade t-shirts for Super Donuts
• Drag queens are the wizards of the modern generation.
• "Toni, come home! We miss you! The big city done swallowed you up!"
• "I'm 29 years old. You're lucky I can turn my computer on, you sluts, so shut up." -J
• WHY DO WE SCREAM?
May 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
#19
• Clean Slate (never seen it)
• Night shower vs morning shower
• Jouquin Phoenix is a hyper-evolved bed bug
• How does one become a wizard?
• "I'm not ashamed to wear pants that lift AND separate." -Griffin on skinny jeans. "Hey, hey, come get this butt."
• 8 answers to cover every question
May 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
#18
• The first episode with the disclaimer! What's up, you cool baby?
• MBMBAM motivational poster idea: Reach for the Plateaus.
• Step 1: Pack your bags and move away. Step 2: Never ever go home again. -G
• "When you see us in public, by which I mean Griffin, just kiss him on the cheek." -J
May 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
#17
• At least one, less than three, of the brothers have peed in a sink. (Ew)
• "Bros before hos is something that men say to each other to make themselves feel better." -J
• "You shouldn't ask us if you should have a child." -J
• "What's the difference between anorexic and balsamic?" -Seachel
May 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Personal note:
The podcast has not killed me!
But I am in the process of moving. I should be able to resume the adventure in a week or so.
<3 -April
April 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
#16
• New intro song?! A MBMBaM rap?! Oh wait, there's ABBA again.
• They mention the blog Put This On/Jesse Thorn/The Maximum Fun Network.
• Griffin thought R&B stood for rap & beats 🤦🏼‍♀️
• The brothers fall into a giggle fit while coming up with alternative words for penis
April 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
#15
• "Nothing is more attractive than begrudging respect." -Griffin
• "If you try to fight everybody who's an idiot you are going to be exhausted.. you don't have enough punches in you." -Justin
• In middle school, Travis beat the shit out of somebody with a trombone case. - a McElroy brother fable
April 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
#14
• Travis once attended a college party that was broken up by the FBI.
• "Dip that snoot in that tiller." -Griffin
• Jazz cigarettes
• "Soo, Scotty.. stab your mom." -Justin
• The Expendables is a beef bakery.
• Year One is the worst thing Justin has ever seen, and I wholeheartedly agree.
April 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
#13
•The decree from ep 8 was broken.
•Kids standing next to you-bad omen. Japanese person standing next to you-good omen.
•*GASP* It's the kiss your dad on the lips question!!!
•They're releasing an app?!
•Closes with "Kiss your dad square on the lips"! A momentous day in MBMBaM history.
April 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
#12
• Podcast starts out with gagging noises. Lovely.
• Griffin has moved to Chicago
• Can I hit American men? -question asker with valid points
• "Welcome back to fuckin class 1000, a continuing series on mbmbam, called 'Are you my friend?'." -Justin
• "You don't know us! We're monsters." -Justin
April 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
#11
•I'm the Queen Latifah of podcasting, Griffin McElroy.
•Dry as a popcorn fart.
•Have you considered cutting her in half and counting her rings? -on finding out a girl's age
•What I'm saying is that Earth is making people gay... This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but with lesbians.
April 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
#10
• All three brothers are around one mic together, tired and unenthused. "Advice, what's the story with that?"
• "Does Jesus love aliens too?"
• "Funny McElroy fact! Our chests are all sandpaper smooth. Like all, like nipples gone, no belly buttons. It's just a flat sheet."
April 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM