McYoinkySploinky
@mcbicky.bsky.social
Straight up goobermaxing. Talmbout the cesspool of goob. Also an editor if anyone wants one.
"Accused of physically assaulting driver and making criminal threats towards him"
What does he know that we don't
What does he know that we don't
January 14, 2026 at 6:58 PM
"Accused of physically assaulting driver and making criminal threats towards him"
What does he know that we don't
What does he know that we don't
You'll never guess what landmark the old guy is reminiscing about until it hits
January 7, 2026 at 7:47 PM
You'll never guess what landmark the old guy is reminiscing about until it hits
One of the deliveries of all time
November 17, 2025 at 8:40 AM
One of the deliveries of all time
TCG Pocket thinks I need every version of Hitmonchan apparently
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
TCG Pocket thinks I need every version of Hitmonchan apparently
I am 31 years old
November 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I am 31 years old
I'm still salty about this a decade later
November 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I'm still salty about this a decade later
When you're being moved to a new location and realize you no longer have to deal with that one annoying, mean bitch who for some reason you're the only person who can help her even though everyone else is perfectly capable of doing the same they just don't want to.
October 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
When you're being moved to a new location and realize you no longer have to deal with that one annoying, mean bitch who for some reason you're the only person who can help her even though everyone else is perfectly capable of doing the same they just don't want to.
Disappointed that his letter stating his retirement didn't just say:
Dear Pesky Plumbers,
The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her, if you can!
Dear Pesky Plumbers,
The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her, if you can!
September 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Disappointed that his letter stating his retirement didn't just say:
Dear Pesky Plumbers,
The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her, if you can!
Dear Pesky Plumbers,
The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her, if you can!
Anyway, here's a yaoi edit of Niles and the Green Goblin.
Credit: 3liza on YouTube
Credit: 3liza on YouTube
September 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Anyway, here's a yaoi edit of Niles and the Green Goblin.
Credit: 3liza on YouTube
Credit: 3liza on YouTube
Like any time I ever have imposter syndrome I just start remembering "oh yeah, I did have gay thoughts about these twinks when I was younger, I just didn't realize it."
September 17, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Like any time I ever have imposter syndrome I just start remembering "oh yeah, I did have gay thoughts about these twinks when I was younger, I just didn't realize it."
Unlocked a random bisexual repressed memory of me as a child thinking that Niles Crane from Frazier was unironically the baddest bitch to ever grace the world of sitcoms. One of the coldest to ever do it.
September 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Unlocked a random bisexual repressed memory of me as a child thinking that Niles Crane from Frazier was unironically the baddest bitch to ever grace the world of sitcoms. One of the coldest to ever do it.
I have many favorites but these are my go tos whenever I just wanna sit down and listen to something.
Radiohead - In Rainbows
Mars Volta - Frances the Mute
King Crimson - In the Court of the Crimson King
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard - L.W.
Radiohead - In Rainbows
Mars Volta - Frances the Mute
King Crimson - In the Court of the Crimson King
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard - L.W.
August 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I have many favorites but these are my go tos whenever I just wanna sit down and listen to something.
Radiohead - In Rainbows
Mars Volta - Frances the Mute
King Crimson - In the Court of the Crimson King
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard - L.W.
Radiohead - In Rainbows
Mars Volta - Frances the Mute
King Crimson - In the Court of the Crimson King
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard - L.W.
How come every jrpg has a group of bad guys that they describe as "unimaginably evil, whatever you do, don't joint their side" and they just look like this
August 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
How come every jrpg has a group of bad guys that they describe as "unimaginably evil, whatever you do, don't joint their side" and they just look like this
What if I had the remote from the 2006 hit Adam Sandler film Click and used it to skip ahead the next few years to see if we have rights or not?
August 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
What if I had the remote from the 2006 hit Adam Sandler film Click and used it to skip ahead the next few years to see if we have rights or not?
Terriermon is literally the most thug gangster ass dude on planet earth I would literally die for him.
No I will not elaborate.
No I will not elaborate.
August 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Terriermon is literally the most thug gangster ass dude on planet earth I would literally die for him.
No I will not elaborate.
No I will not elaborate.
What is currently escaping my ass atm
July 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
What is currently escaping my ass atm
AND THE TIGER POSTER
June 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
AND THE TIGER POSTER
God I fuckin love how fucking incompetent Pokemon Home's GTS system is it's so great dude. I love that I'll never truly know what game a Pokemon is from until I receive it, and I also love that the game will fucking lie to you and say it's from that game when if could be from something else entirely
February 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
God I fuckin love how fucking incompetent Pokemon Home's GTS system is it's so great dude. I love that I'll never truly know what game a Pokemon is from until I receive it, and I also love that the game will fucking lie to you and say it's from that game when if could be from something else entirely
I swear to God, the only time this fucking bullshit ass Crescelia event ai beats me is when I get NO evolution cards the entire game and the just so FUCKING HAPPEN to get EVERY GODDAMN CARD THEY NEED EVERY TIME
February 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I swear to God, the only time this fucking bullshit ass Crescelia event ai beats me is when I get NO evolution cards the entire game and the just so FUCKING HAPPEN to get EVERY GODDAMN CARD THEY NEED EVERY TIME
Ken Sugimori didn't have to make Gengar this hard bro but he did. I don't think there's been a Gengar design that's come close to how hard this goes for me.
January 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Ken Sugimori didn't have to make Gengar this hard bro but he did. I don't think there's been a Gengar design that's come close to how hard this goes for me.