Ian McConnell
@mcconnellian.bsky.social
I enjoy musical instruments...a lot. I write songs and perform them for unsuspecting people trying to enjoy a meal. No DMs please! You will be blocked.
I am a Biblically licensed installer of Litergical escape hatches. If you don't have a chimney or open window at time of death, you may be eternally damned. Fear not! If your sure your heaven bound and don't want any pesky details getting in the way, we have the solution! Call Now!
September 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I am a Biblically licensed installer of Litergical escape hatches. If you don't have a chimney or open window at time of death, you may be eternally damned. Fear not! If your sure your heaven bound and don't want any pesky details getting in the way, we have the solution! Call Now!
Not a dem to blame...
September 16, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Not a dem to blame...
Putin has one hell of a handshake. Or have these dots not been connected yet. #putinsbitch Nothing says fuck you like a nice crushing handshake.
August 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Putin has one hell of a handshake. Or have these dots not been connected yet. #putinsbitch Nothing says fuck you like a nice crushing handshake.
Pleading the 5th.......
August 15, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Pleading the 5th.......
Why is it ok that he talks like a prohabition gangster? All while playing an invisible accordion and being exceptionally careful to never speak the truth. He needs to get a real accordion, what a twerp.
August 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Why is it ok that he talks like a prohabition gangster? All while playing an invisible accordion and being exceptionally careful to never speak the truth. He needs to get a real accordion, what a twerp.
Only the greatest molesters.....
August 10, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Only the greatest molesters.....
Trumplstiltskin. Say his name!
August 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Trumplstiltskin. Say his name!
Presidential Rape Plane. Only the best Rapists.
July 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Presidential Rape Plane. Only the best Rapists.
I can see the future......
July 26, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I can see the future......
Nazi Sturmabteilung "brownshirts" symbol vs. Modern day Triple Canopy that T rump the Musk Rat uses. Seems like the same design team to me.
February 9, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Nazi Sturmabteilung "brownshirts" symbol vs. Modern day Triple Canopy that T rump the Musk Rat uses. Seems like the same design team to me.
Question: Can anyone show me the bullet hole in the "self driving" Tesla from when Matthew Alan Livelsberger committed suicide? Windows and roof appear to be intact before the explosion, but my eyes are not what they used to be. "Good advertising"
Please share, I really want some expert opinions.
Please share, I really want some expert opinions.
January 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Question: Can anyone show me the bullet hole in the "self driving" Tesla from when Matthew Alan Livelsberger committed suicide? Windows and roof appear to be intact before the explosion, but my eyes are not what they used to be. "Good advertising"
Please share, I really want some expert opinions.
Please share, I really want some expert opinions.
Whistle rocks from the pacific. The original bird call.
December 27, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Whistle rocks from the pacific. The original bird call.
After dark, when it's raining I stop the flute tuning. Bugs want my blood more than I want to tune Shakuhachi. This is a nice compromise to a pentatonic tuning. Whatever it is, it's relaxing and will do just fine for my suizen meditations while I am here.
December 26, 2024 at 12:46 AM
After dark, when it's raining I stop the flute tuning. Bugs want my blood more than I want to tune Shakuhachi. This is a nice compromise to a pentatonic tuning. Whatever it is, it's relaxing and will do just fine for my suizen meditations while I am here.
Koopas not messing around!
December 25, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Koopas not messing around!
Ants are perfection. That is all.
December 24, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Ants are perfection. That is all.
Looking for suggestions. What do you want to request? Somewhere Over The Rainbow? With A Little Help From My Friends? Mad World? What a Wonderful World? Your Song? Across the Universe? Songs like These that I may have missed that should be on my list. Thank you so much for your input. #Accordion
December 1, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Looking for suggestions. What do you want to request? Somewhere Over The Rainbow? With A Little Help From My Friends? Mad World? What a Wonderful World? Your Song? Across the Universe? Songs like These that I may have missed that should be on my list. Thank you so much for your input. #Accordion
My dream accordion arrived! Titano Emperor Converter free bass. Geeeeked!
November 26, 2024 at 11:24 PM
My dream accordion arrived! Titano Emperor Converter free bass. Geeeeked!