Uh oh, the internet found out that the guy who sh*t that insurance CEO is hot. Gonna get real weird on here for awhile.

They can’t keep getting away with making Chad Michael Murray play characters named Luke!!!!!!!!

OMG BUT ACTUALLY

PUG BEST IN SHOW PUG BEST IN SHOW PUG BEST IN SHOW!!!!!!!

I GET IT, EVERY COMPANY I’VE EVER MADE AN ACCOUNT WITH, YOU’RE UPDATING YOUR TERMS.

JONATHAN BAILEY THE MAN THAT YOU ARE.

One thing about me is if an Amazon driver carries my packages up to the third floor to deliver to my apartment door, they are getting a compliment submitted. Even if it’s a regular size or weight. Bless you, these knees ain’t what they used to be.

Huge news: remembered I made this account.

Ok fine I’m here.