Does it technically count as “doing chores” and “being productive” if I’m reading fan fiction while the dishwasher and washing machine run? Probably not. Am I counting it anyway? Absolutely I am.

How do you just like…pick up and move halfway across the country? Am I seriously considering doing exactly that? Am I insane?!

Hot take of the day: a business called hello sugar should sell cookies. Or cakes. Or other sweet food. Not waxing services. And I’m not just saying that because I got excited for cookies and let down when I got closer to the door.

Nothing like the morning after an almost-all-nighter after a weekend of physical activities to remind you you’re not 22 anymore #holyshitmywholebodyhurts #whendidigetold

In case anyone was wondering (because I kinda was) - the laundromat in a majority non-white part of town is exactly the same amount of busy at “big game” kickoff o’clock as any other Sunday at the same time. #themoreyouknow

Nothing makes you appreciate the quiet car like an hour in the ticketed lounge

Got out of a one-act like 20 minutes ago…I wonder if it’s too late to second act something. Or if people can even do that anymore with digital tickets… #whendidigetold

I’m not a bot or a spam I promise. Just, you know, someone without anything to say a lot of the time.