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This is church doctrine
December 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is church doctrine
This is all the Church asks for my daughter. That and 10% of your income.
December 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
This is all the Church asks for my daughter. That and 10% of your income.
some people say a life well lived is it’s own reward. some people think you get some amount of virgins. they’re all wrong. if you’re really good. when you die. they let you finger the wussy. if you’re good at it. they might let you do it again.
December 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Thus not only does Jesus gain a pussy upon death, in his rebirth he comes to embody the feminine as opposed to his father. Jesus was a trans woman with a neovagina.
December 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Thus not only does Jesus gain a pussy upon death, in his rebirth he comes to embody the feminine as opposed to his father. Jesus was a trans woman with a neovagina.
Doubting Thomas refused to believe Jesus rose from the dead until he felt the wound itself. He was up in that pussy. He fingered that thing.
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Doubting Thomas refused to believe Jesus rose from the dead until he felt the wound itself. He was up in that pussy. He fingered that thing.
probably
December 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
probably
His rebirth brought new salvation to the world as he rose divine. Many theologians describe him as a mother figure (dating back to St Augustine), and Eucharist is considered to literally be his flesh and blood, something a mother provides to her children before birth.
December 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
His rebirth brought new salvation to the world as he rose divine. Many theologians describe him as a mother figure (dating back to St Augustine), and Eucharist is considered to literally be his flesh and blood, something a mother provides to her children before birth.
The wound inflicted into Jesus’s side was often depicted as a pussy or birth canal, as with his death he gave birth to the church.
December 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The wound inflicted into Jesus’s side was often depicted as a pussy or birth canal, as with his death he gave birth to the church.
do you know about the wound pussy of jesus christ
December 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
do you know about the wound pussy of jesus christ
fuck
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
fuck
did we beat the patriots
November 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
did we beat the patriots
that was a happy ending!!!
November 6, 2025 at 5:57 AM
that was a happy ending!!!
chorg honorary trans woman confirmed
November 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
chorg honorary trans woman confirmed
he’s beautiful
October 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
he’s beautiful
byyyyye!
October 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
byyyyye!
me too c:
October 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
me too c:
wait i havent been paying attention are we good this year
October 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
wait i havent been paying attention are we good this year
is that still going on???
October 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
is that still going on???