maura
@mcflurryslut.bsky.social
cat lady, foster mom, certified hottie
Can anyone else not stop thinking about ozempic Santa in sad beige skims
December 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Can anyone else not stop thinking about ozempic Santa in sad beige skims
His accent I’m howling. KJ Apa the man that you are
this bit from the new jimmy stewart biopic trailer is straight out of 30 rock lmaoooo
December 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
His accent I’m howling. KJ Apa the man that you are
Girl who is only fully functional between the hours of 530 to 930 pm
December 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Girl who is only fully functional between the hours of 530 to 930 pm
Is this kind of thing allowed here
December 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Is this kind of thing allowed here
two more shy kittens have arrived! I’ve named them Dijon and Honey :) Dijon is on the left in the first picture and Honey is at the front of the bed in the second picture.
March 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
two more shy kittens have arrived! I’ve named them Dijon and Honey :) Dijon is on the left in the first picture and Honey is at the front of the bed in the second picture.
new foster: Amanda :)
February 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
new foster: Amanda :)
Could be a multiple nap day
February 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Could be a multiple nap day
Thursday afternoon weather headache nap
February 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Thursday afternoon weather headache nap
Wednesday early afternoon WiFi not working nap
February 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Wednesday early afternoon WiFi not working nap
I love processing adoptions when I’m a little high
February 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I love processing adoptions when I’m a little high
checking in on my neighbors
February 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
checking in on my neighbors
today I woke up and read onyx storm for 45 minutes and then logged on just in time for my 10 am meeting with my manager where I asked about the same stuff I’ve been asking about for 3 weeks but haven’t gotten yet. Then I sent a few emails before being so sleepy I had to nap for 3 hours.
February 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
today I woke up and read onyx storm for 45 minutes and then logged on just in time for my 10 am meeting with my manager where I asked about the same stuff I’ve been asking about for 3 weeks but haven’t gotten yet. Then I sent a few emails before being so sleepy I had to nap for 3 hours.
bad fibro flare up day. I can’t stay awake even though I had 8 hours of sleep last night and 3 cups of coffee. violently nauseous. hoping I can sleep for a few hours and feel better but maybe I’ll just sleep through tomorrow
February 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
bad fibro flare up day. I can’t stay awake even though I had 8 hours of sleep last night and 3 cups of coffee. violently nauseous. hoping I can sleep for a few hours and feel better but maybe I’ll just sleep through tomorrow
this lives in my home
February 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
this lives in my home
ty nice Sephora woman for fixing my eyebrows.
February 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
ty nice Sephora woman for fixing my eyebrows.
Friday afternoon scramble egg brain nap
January 31, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Friday afternoon scramble egg brain nap
this is everyone I work with every single day of my life
patrick star from spongebob is holding a jar and says the lid-the-lid-the-lid-the-lid
ALT: patrick star from spongebob is holding a jar and says the lid-the-lid-the-lid-the-lid
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
this is everyone I work with every single day of my life
one of my CLOSE PERSONAL FRIENDS works at Caesar’s Superdome and she is telling me Taylor is going to make a surprise appearance during Kendrick’s halftime show
January 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
one of my CLOSE PERSONAL FRIENDS works at Caesar’s Superdome and she is telling me Taylor is going to make a surprise appearance during Kendrick’s halftime show
Would love to take a nap with all four of my cats rn but unfortunately it is their Devil Hour
January 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Would love to take a nap with all four of my cats rn but unfortunately it is their Devil Hour
Life starts at 30
Acting like turning 30 is some kind of milestone that eliminates youth and is somehow materially different from 29 is a social norm we should abandon as fast as we can
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
January 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Life starts at 30
please don’t cancel me but my tv ad algorithm thinks I’m a Latina woman.
January 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
please don’t cancel me but my tv ad algorithm thinks I’m a Latina woman.