It’s just sprinkles. Let’s clear the tarp and play some ball. Go Rox!

I saw an article about Randall Grichuk getting traded with a whole bunch of comments from supposed fans suggesting that this is “typical Rockies” or yet another example of Rockies trading “good players”

Rockies have created more singles this inning than a Coldplay Kiss-cam

Why? Why, Doyle, Why? Is it so scary being on base that you need to give them an opportunity to get you out?

It’s a slow day with the All-Star Break, so let’s do another giveaway!

Like, repost, and comment your favorite #Rockies All-Star for a chance to win an Elías Díaz All-Star Game jersey.

Winner will be selected on Sunday evening.

Given the need to have a team player who can play third base while Bregman is getting healthy, Boston would seem like a good location for Ryan McMahon.

They say seasonal depression can be treated, but what if it’s baseball seasonal depression?

Arcia. Freeman. Hilliard. The only ones with hits and no Ks. None were in the team’s plans for this season. Palmquist pitched well.

The FO probably thinks they are making the team better in real time, but it’s actually a public admission that they had no clue opening day.

Fire Schmidt

I walk into the break room. Game is on the TV. I see the score 191-6, “Oh yeah, I forgot the Rockies had a day game today”

Then I realize that the Indian guys are watching cricket.

I get back to my desk. Pull up the Rockies game on my phone.

Detroit 10 Rockies 2

Rockies:

Let’s call up Amador, let him play

But, wait, high-pressure situation late in the game where Amador could get important big league experience..

So pinch hit for him with an 80 year old batting .100

Stallings succeeds maybe you get to four wins - Amador succeeds and you create a future

@rockies.com Clean House Now. Black - gone. Meulens - gone. González - gone. Redmond- gone.

This team has no urgency. No fight. Wastes decent starting pitching daily. And is on the verge of poisoning the next generation of talent.

Draw a line. Do not accept this.

17-2? Fire Everybody.

Bud - Gone!
Bam Bam - Gone!
Dinger - Gone!

Let’s not break in Dollander and Veen with a culture that tolerates this.

Draw a line, Dicky M.

Sometimes the Rockies do it right

If there was a drinking game where you took a shot every time Tom Brady says “muddy”, no football fan in America would be allowed to drive as of 3:42 left in the first quarter

Bears should do a reverse Ted Lasso and hire the coach from Wrexham @vancityreynolds.bsky.social

Jokić averaging a triple-double for the season, has triple-double in fours straight games, has triple-double in six of ten games so far (and two other games where he was one away).

Silence.

LeBron James does it in three straight games and they are going to throw a parade.

First bfly - listen to me now and believe me later, the Rockies are primed to win it all in 2026