When we dreamed of a classless society, we meant no SOCIAL classes, not NO CLASS at all.

I'm fucking tired of 1. Men. 2. Capitalists. 3. Capitalist men.

Oh you play guitar? Well name every song on Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock.

I will not date a younger man. Padme Amidala dated a younger man and LOOK WHERE THAT GOT HER.

I wonder how much more processing power I'd have if my brain weren't taken up by lyrics from songs over 20 yrs old.

Sorry y'all, I'm posting all my underrated bangers from Twitter here and maybe someone will appreciate them now 😭

Laminated brows? The only thing I want laminated is my pastry dough.

Back on my "I'm too obsessed and in love with Aragorn so I'll never be happy or even content in this life" arc.

The ending of rotk where it's like "how do you pick up the threads of an old life? When in your heart you begin to understand that there is no going back. There are some things time cannot mend. Some hurts that go too deep." But it's just me anytime I have to go back to Maine.

Oh yeah, I've seen Saving Private Ryan. [Insert music video for The Ghost of You by My Chemical Romance]