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MC Hawk (Panto Season) 🥓☕🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
@mchawk.bsky.social
Irascible tatty sybarite with an over-fondness for janky decks, comics, musicals, TTRPGs & cinema. Writer of things, singer of songs & occasional dancer. (they/them)
Jesus was from Palestine, Xmas trees were a German import, and half the Xmas dinner foods are from the Americas, so any TRUE Christmas movie needs similar ingredients.

Ergo, "Punisher: War Zone" is a Christmas movie in this essay I will...
December 2, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Many such cases, hashtag relatable content, etc etc 😭
December 2, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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for sale, gender dysphoria, never acknowledged
December 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I love why you know that.
December 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Oh. OH! I hadn't even thought about the age of the world thing.

Guess the their Old Testament happened in a weekend 🤷‍♀️
December 1, 2025 at 2:23 PM
We did! It's a gorgeous photo.
December 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Forgive my ignorance... Isn't Gilgamesh the original? Like the *original* original. The most original.
December 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Pun Of The Month winner on day 1 👏👏👏
December 1, 2025 at 10:12 AM
What if just 4D boobs?
November 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Drinking with artists at Cons, you will ALWAYS hear them slag each other off for being so good. It's hilarious & honestly inspiring.

I can only assume that AI dorks, as well as having no soul, also have no friends they trust like that.
November 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Seconded.
November 28, 2025 at 10:27 AM