Michael Hearn
@mchearn.bsky.social
Los Angeles-based filmmaker. West Philadelphia, born and raised. Art's the only thing that'll save you. He/him.
If you ever don’t feel loved, just remember:
November 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
If you ever don’t feel loved, just remember:
Barely 20 minutes into The Demon of Mount Oe, and the gaffer already earned their paycheck with how playful and moody the compositions are:
November 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Barely 20 minutes into The Demon of Mount Oe, and the gaffer already earned their paycheck with how playful and moody the compositions are:
Share a '90s movie that you think deserves more love.
(doing more than one, sorry)
(doing more than one, sorry)
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Share a '90s movie that you think deserves more love.
(doing more than one, sorry)
(doing more than one, sorry)
Aunt Gladys in Weapons
November 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Aunt Gladys in Weapons
Reminder that this was one of the biggest audience pops from my Burbank audience during The Naked Gun.
November 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Reminder that this was one of the biggest audience pops from my Burbank audience during The Naked Gun.
Little Amelie is a such a darling film, easily one of the most touching animated films I've seen in theaters.
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Little Amelie is a such a darling film, easily one of the most touching animated films I've seen in theaters.
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
Perfect timing for this panel I got in the email.
November 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Perfect timing for this panel I got in the email.
Well it’s official, throwing a sandwich at a cop is now legal in the state of Washington DC.
November 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Well it’s official, throwing a sandwich at a cop is now legal in the state of Washington DC.
“Who left who?”
“The center left left me.”
“And did you leave?”
“No, I center left.”
“The center left left me.”
“And did you leave?”
“No, I center left.”
November 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
“Who left who?”
“The center left left me.”
“And did you leave?”
“No, I center left.”
“The center left left me.”
“And did you leave?”
“No, I center left.”
Perfect Days sequel where Koji Yakusho's Hirayama accidentally cleans the wrong toilet in Kamurocho and enters the underground pleasure district to become a coliseum fighter.
November 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Perfect Days sequel where Koji Yakusho's Hirayama accidentally cleans the wrong toilet in Kamurocho and enters the underground pleasure district to become a coliseum fighter.
Demons 2 (1986) / Busta Rhymes: "Gimme Some More" (1998)
October 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Demons 2 (1986) / Busta Rhymes: "Gimme Some More" (1998)
Republican staffers rn
October 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Republican staffers rn
Red House Painters - Down Colorful Hill
Superchunk - No Pocky for Kitty
Lullaby for the Working Class - I Never Even Asked for Light
Polaris - Music from The Adventures of Pete & Pete
Superchunk - No Pocky for Kitty
Lullaby for the Working Class - I Never Even Asked for Light
Polaris - Music from The Adventures of Pete & Pete
October 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Red House Painters - Down Colorful Hill
Superchunk - No Pocky for Kitty
Lullaby for the Working Class - I Never Even Asked for Light
Polaris - Music from The Adventures of Pete & Pete
Superchunk - No Pocky for Kitty
Lullaby for the Working Class - I Never Even Asked for Light
Polaris - Music from The Adventures of Pete & Pete
The lead teen has a dream about being in a leather bar that segues from him being sweaty and in a half-buttoned pajama top and it makes him look like one of the McPoyles.
October 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The lead teen has a dream about being in a leather bar that segues from him being sweaty and in a half-buttoned pajama top and it makes him look like one of the McPoyles.
Me: I remember the 2nd Nightmare on Elm Street being kind of uninspired.
Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Fuck you, here's a Beetlejuice ass opening and a joke about a fake Fu Man Chew cereal with collective fingernails.
Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Fuck you, here's a Beetlejuice ass opening and a joke about a fake Fu Man Chew cereal with collective fingernails.
October 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Me: I remember the 2nd Nightmare on Elm Street being kind of uninspired.
Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Fuck you, here's a Beetlejuice ass opening and a joke about a fake Fu Man Chew cereal with collective fingernails.
Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Fuck you, here's a Beetlejuice ass opening and a joke about a fake Fu Man Chew cereal with collective fingernails.
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival
September 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival
I thank LA for the ability for me to solve this in a second
August 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I thank LA for the ability for me to solve this in a second
Door (1988, Banmei Takahashi)
August 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Door (1988, Banmei Takahashi)
I rewatched my Limey 4K for the commentaries and even muted Stamp was absolutely hypnotizing. RIP.
August 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I rewatched my Limey 4K for the commentaries and even muted Stamp was absolutely hypnotizing. RIP.
In case a die during this stay at my Airbnb and the signs all point to the ghost of a child cowboy, here’s the corner of my room to explain it.
August 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
In case a die during this stay at my Airbnb and the signs all point to the ghost of a child cowboy, here’s the corner of my room to explain it.
Donkey Konga bongos sighting in the latest Always Sunny
August 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Donkey Konga bongos sighting in the latest Always Sunny