Dude, this is Bluesky is the new Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

*looks both ways, raises hand*

Kitchen manager voice;

He can start in dish and we’ll see how it goes.

I spent the summer working with a grizzly weird guy from Joshua Tree and it was fantastic. Significantly better than spending any time with Gavin.

I saw them there but years later. This is a much better show.

Life In The Fash Lane

The murders will continue until morale improves.

Yeah, that hits hard.

I only spent a week in MN and I’m in South America now but I had Alan Page and Carl Eller posters on my wall as a kid so they might find me.

As a young backpacker among non-English speakers, I used to say that the common usage of a word and its platonic ideal were most different for the words ‘pizza’ and ‘jazz’ and that all words with two zeds should be viewed with suspicion. How little I knew how right I was.

I stay cheerful if it’s not a fresh hell that I created.

I worry about driftglass, he might explode.

I will be a data point confirming your disbelief.

Talking to people about anything you know a lot about is going to involve a lot of “no, you’re completely wrong”.

Due to some consolidation I now have all four of my vacuums present and functional, I used 3 this week and you are clearly at an earlier stage of old man than I.