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Chris Riley
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"A blend of tech insights, dad humor, and existential musings... Bonus points if you can explain data portability over bourbon."

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If I may, based on this piece, you might also enjoy the serialized book I'm writing on AI and consciousness (TL;DR: I don't think it's close, but I offer a possible framework built on abstraction and resilience). Here's the latest (which gets a bit personal): mchrisriley.medium.com/part-3-resil...
Part 3: Resilience; Chapter 8: AI is Not a Taco
HAL: Let me put it this way, Mr. Amor. The nine-thousand series is the most reliable computer ever made. No nine-thousand computer has ever…
mchrisriley.medium.com
January 20, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I sympathize. I'm roughly D4 down to an A1. I can sing Johnny Cash at karaoke and that's about it unless I drop an octave and that just sounds weird. It was fun to be the lowest singer in the Yale Russian Chorus during my time, though.
January 15, 2026 at 6:48 AM
For future anthropologists or others studying the internet to make sense of it, I will add to this that I wrote it when the internet was abuzz with the second installment of Ryan Lizza writing about Olivia Nuzzi. And if those names mean nothing to you, congratulations, you are better off for that.
December 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I would be a bit concerned about the 5 year old battery, personally, but budget is budget. If you do go this route definitely get 512 GB storage. Even the folk I know with extremely ordinary laptop usage struggle at 256 GB with how bloated core OS and apps seem to have become.
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
No, you don't. Really.
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
in this economy? pff
November 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
each year since COVID started counts as three so uhh i'd say it's actually 20 years. (let's call Nov 2016 to Mar 2020 as 3.5 years and Mar 2020 to now as 5.5 years x 3 = 16.5 + 3.5 = 20.)
November 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
After the epic conference round too.
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Oh and before you ask, "Wow, Chris, what are you writing??" Here is the introduction: mchrisriley.medium.com/introduction... - Chapter 1 is up too, and I'm in the midst of editing Chapter 2.

It's extra ironic to use an AI copyeditor to write about how AI is absolutely not conscious, and not close.
Introduction: The Arc of Digital Moral Welfare
An attempt at a tractable lens for understanding AI and consciousness
mchrisriley.medium.com
October 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM