Kelly EmCee
@mckelly.bsky.social
The kids are alright, and asking for CDs for Christmas.
December 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The kids are alright, and asking for CDs for Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Why isn't it in gold?
December 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Why isn't it in gold?
Or at least one that will be easiest to remove with minimal residue when the same facilities crew is up there in 3 years.
December 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Or at least one that will be easiest to remove with minimal residue when the same facilities crew is up there in 3 years.
I'm a single-issue voter now and my issue is the Thanks Joe Biden Reagan National Airport.
December 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I'm a single-issue voter now and my issue is the Thanks Joe Biden Reagan National Airport.
I'll interpret it as a good omen.
December 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I'll interpret it as a good omen.
Who are the Mormon Key and Peele?
December 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Who are the Mormon Key and Peele?
Read that one again from another direction.
December 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Read that one again from another direction.
I always say the same about Texas, but the years do wear on.
December 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I always say the same about Texas, but the years do wear on.
In a way he does. Every day you wore the hat after "grab em by the p****y" (or take your pick) it got harder and harder to take it off.
December 18, 2025 at 5:53 AM
In a way he does. Every day you wore the hat after "grab em by the p****y" (or take your pick) it got harder and harder to take it off.
Where are the Playstation 2s?
December 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Where are the Playstation 2s?
This got me thinking about the crescendo of nationalistic cold-war propaganda we were immersed in as grade schoolers and how that might help explain why our generation, as it now seems, didn't make much of a political break with the boomers. Also the starting careers and buying homes before 2008?
December 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
This got me thinking about the crescendo of nationalistic cold-war propaganda we were immersed in as grade schoolers and how that might help explain why our generation, as it now seems, didn't make much of a political break with the boomers. Also the starting careers and buying homes before 2008?
Prince would have had like 3 more musical phases by now with more to come. We can't even imagine what was lost.
November 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Prince would have had like 3 more musical phases by now with more to come. We can't even imagine what was lost.
I spotted one behind me on the road a couple of weeks ago -- unmarked Model 3, operator in the passenger seat. I'm just a caveman, but how does vision-only even pass the smell test when there are 3 other companies on the road here and they all have sensor arrays like a Star Destroyer?
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I spotted one behind me on the road a couple of weeks ago -- unmarked Model 3, operator in the passenger seat. I'm just a caveman, but how does vision-only even pass the smell test when there are 3 other companies on the road here and they all have sensor arrays like a Star Destroyer?
@schumer.senate.gov You are not up to this. Please retire.
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 AM
@schumer.senate.gov You are not up to this. Please retire.
So jealous, he has barely anything left to give away to the (Republican) executive. Is it possible that unitary executive theory was actually a binding spell cast by Dick Cheney and with his passing, it's going to dissipate?
November 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
So jealous, he has barely anything left to give away to the (Republican) executive. Is it possible that unitary executive theory was actually a binding spell cast by Dick Cheney and with his passing, it's going to dissipate?
"Please proceed, governor."
November 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
"Please proceed, governor."
"He died TK in TK of TK. He was TK years old. " Beautiful. Vibes: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tX6...
Tom Brokaw Pre-Tapes - Saturday Night Live
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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November 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
"He died TK in TK of TK. He was TK years old. " Beautiful. Vibes: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tX6...
All of them browsing through their national archives on a Saturday night, Lee snaps a pic of the crown with his phone, "Oh shit y'all, how about this!"
October 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
All of them browsing through their national archives on a Saturday night, Lee snaps a pic of the crown with his phone, "Oh shit y'all, how about this!"
All I can see is the black marble eyes motionlessly reflecting two spreading pools of blood on the coffee table. Happy Halloween everybody!
October 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
All I can see is the black marble eyes motionlessly reflecting two spreading pools of blood on the coffee table. Happy Halloween everybody!