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McKenneth Blue
@mckennethblue.bsky.social
Xennial Daddy, husband, nerdo
No Kings | 🙃+🇺🇸 | protect minorities
So in Zootopia 2 the new Gazelle song is called ’Zoo,’ and she sings “we’re turning the floor into a zoo-oo-oo,” right? But like- in the world of Zootopia what’s a zoo? Why would you want to turn a dance floor into a prison?
January 21, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I will also say that I have been staving off a panic attack for most of the morning but the McDermott news made me feel a LOT better.
January 19, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Look- I am sure McDermott is a good guy, and he has done so much to help this team become a perennial SB contender. But he had a LOT of chances and didn’t have the juice to get them to the next level. I wish him well and hope the next HC moves the needle.
January 19, 2026 at 2:53 PM
It all makes sense when you realize they think ending the world will bring back the desert wizard son of their imaginary friend who controls the universe and he’ll take them to live in the sky. It’s not difficult, it‘s just really fucking stupid.
January 18, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Me to Josh Allen- always
a man with a beard and mustache is talking to another man .
ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is talking to another man .
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January 18, 2026 at 4:58 PM
The way the Bills keep throwing money away on Tre White year after year is fuckin baffling.
January 18, 2026 at 2:57 PM
January 14, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Just quit the Democratic Party. They can all go fuck themselves in their appeasement loving asses for all I care. Registered as a Democratic Socialist
January 13, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Back when I was trying to get through the 2nd Bush administration all I listened to was System of a Down and Green Day. Now it’s like Sabrina Carpenter and Paul Simon so you know it’s really, really bad.
January 13, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Mood:
January 13, 2026 at 4:18 PM
The writers on Felicity seriously took the two worst characters, put em together and were like, ‘now kiss.’
a man in a white shirt and tie says now kiss .
ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie says now kiss .
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January 11, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Got my flu and covid shots today on my lunch break (but don’t tell this fuckass)
a man in a suit and tie stands in front of american flags with the year 2014 in red
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of american flags with the year 2014 in red
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January 8, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Chimps: numerous incidents of chimps tearing people apart for no reason other than that they are chimps and people have absolutely no business being around chimps

Primate: look, the only way this movie works is if this chimp is rabid
January 7, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Rocket Money: find all those subscriptions you forgot about and we’ll help you cancel them! Just give is some amount of money on a reoccurring basis!
January 4, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I give not a single FUCK who you are; the facts are these: Too Many Zooz are the absolute best, this shit fuckiiiiing RIPS, and this video is sexy as ffffffeck

youtu.be/E5BxFAFv8aU?...
Too Many Zooz - “Caravan” [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by Too Many Zooz
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January 2, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Hey @buffalo-bills.bsky.social - want an old jersey?
December 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Bills bout to make me burn these burgers!
December 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Hey, what’s worse: the weather or this game, amirite?
December 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I’ve reduced myself to watching dudes play Pokémon TCG Pocket to help myself get gud
December 24, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Scrooged is a whatever movie that ends in one of the best monologues ever made.
December 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
This man is a fucking treasure and it’s goddamn criminal that he doesn’t have a show on TV
December 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
December 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
If you’re upset about what Donald Trump posted about Rob and Michelle Reiner being murdered by their son, just WAIT til you hear about all the children he raped.
December 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Good news, everyone; I solved it. It’s Kelly Clarkson. You’re welcome.
December 15, 2025 at 5:19 AM