Knicks fans have waited years (2) for this

"we're getting real shitty weather here and need to go to southern France"

the handshake that never was needs to be completed after all these years

"Your honor my bio clearly states that retweets do not equal endorsements"
"Pete you literally gave the order on Signal after accidentally inviting me into the group"

Hefty Righty

she was put there to make it more conservative, if she has any success that's a bonus but not at all the point. they do not care if everything she does flops

was going to make a "they're all Cam Newton" joke but it wasn't a spot where they were scared to dive in there

but once you stop drinking, you'll lose your excuse for why you're not running faster

"We will still be removing it through the nose with sticks" -Egyptians probably

He changed it from Department of Defense to Department of War, I must've missed the change to Department of War Crimes

"Wins Above Bubble, a résumé metric that doesn't factor in predictive data"

i'm being pedantic but it does factor in opponents' predictive data. A team ranked 150th with Duke's resume would have the same WAB but it's based on the assumption that the opponents are actually good

we don't need to trade everything for Markkanen when we have

(did not know about the real Never Swing The Rock nickname)

Dwane Casey was good at challenging, Monty wasn't and JB isn't