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mcnostril
@mcnostril.bsky.social
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Read Beach WZRD and my many other eye-crimes on http://mcnostril.com Or just give me bones so I may feast: http://patreon.com/mcnostril http://ko-fi.com/mcnostril Wow there's so much space here for jokes. If only I could think of any.
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mcnostril @mcnostril.bsky.social · Jun 7
Time makes fools of us all.

Except the people who go on my shop and get Beach WZRD Chapter 4 (the longest chapter yet at 68 pages!).
Those people can read the whole thing RIGHT NOW, making a fool of time itself (while also being the most handsome and cool).

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mcnostril @mcnostril.bsky.social · 21h
Today on mcnostril.com: Statements of fact.
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mcnostril @mcnostril.bsky.social · 2d
Today on mcnostril.com: Ask important questions, get important answers.
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mcnostril @mcnostril.bsky.social · 3d
Sunday rbbt.
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mcnostril @mcnostril.bsky.social · 4d
Okay, I have overcome fuzzy Isshin.

Nine Sols is great, you can parry everything except the feels. Those you have to dodge but the dodge doesn't go very far.
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mcnostril @mcnostril.bsky.social · 5d
You know it's true.
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mcnostril @mcnostril.bsky.social · 5d
Today on mcnostril.com: You can do it, the thumb confirms it.
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mcnostril @mcnostril.bsky.social · 6d
He really did.
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mcnostril @mcnostril.bsky.social · 6d
Stare at knife club accepts all comers, all you have to do is look in the general direction of a knife.
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mcnostril @mcnostril.bsky.social · 7d
Today on mcnostril.com: The wizard in the background is there for composition reasons only and is in no way about to cause a problem.
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mcnostril @mcnostril.bsky.social · 8d
I was reminded today of my scalp's traitorous ways when I tried to comb my hair and noticed that it is now comprised of several small isolated islands, like my head is the secret map to some lost continent.
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mcnostril @mcnostril.bsky.social · Jun 29
Fridays are for thinking about your scalp and how, in time, it will inevitably betray you.
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mcnostril @mcnostril.bsky.social · 9d
Today on mcnostril.com: Rebranding as BEXTREMEach WZRD. The lighting is extra dramatic at all times, everyone broods, and the wizard's got a gun now.
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mcnostril @mcnostril.bsky.social · 10d
Oh gods, the grungy groble's got a gun!
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mcnostril @mcnostril.bsky.social · 10d
This grabble has succesfully avoided haircuts for a significant amount of time.
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mcnostril @mcnostril.bsky.social · 12d
Today on mcnostril.com: Local artist forgets to update website.
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mcnostril @mcnostril.bsky.social · 14d
Today on mcnostril.com: She's implying she swears like a sailor when no one is looking.
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mcnostril @mcnostril.bsky.social · 15d
The tactical genius has many talents.
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mcnostril @mcnostril.bsky.social · 15d
Hedon Bloodrite is on sale again which seems a good time to repost the tactical genius on the censorship butterfly.
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mcnostril @mcnostril.bsky.social · 16d
Today on mcnostril.com: Everyone has a wizard, though not all manage to perceive their wizard.
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mcnostril @mcnostril.bsky.social · 19d
Spontaneous Hornet and tribbles.
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mcnostril @mcnostril.bsky.social · 19d
Today on mcnostril.com: And orst them ll... WIZARDS.
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mcnostril @mcnostril.bsky.social · 20d
This is the only known copy of this gorble.
There are no others.
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mcnostril @mcnostril.bsky.social · 21d
Huh, I thought I had a technicolor Melvin on the websit, but it turns out I never actually made the color version. It's basically this color too tho:
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mcnostril @mcnostril.bsky.social · 21d
Today on mcnostril.com: Witchworks.
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mcnostril @mcnostril.bsky.social · 22d
Rbbt scoffs at your meal.
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mcnostril @mcnostril.bsky.social · 23d
Today on mcnostril.com: The gift of prophecy.
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