JD Mcnugent
@mcnugent.bsky.social
If you get the nachos stuck together, that’s one nacho
He looks like he was created by an adult swim animator who was told to create a Trump kid but be mean about it
August 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
He looks like he was created by an adult swim animator who was told to create a Trump kid but be mean about it
Warning them before will be as effective as trying to inform them after
July 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Warning them before will be as effective as trying to inform them after
And the tone feels like it’s shifted from that shallow catcalling type of misogyny of yesteryear into something…angrier. Like you owe them and also have wronged them somehow
July 5, 2025 at 12:19 PM
And the tone feels like it’s shifted from that shallow catcalling type of misogyny of yesteryear into something…angrier. Like you owe them and also have wronged them somehow
The Turing test used to ask me to identify all the stoplights, now it just asks “are you a gigantic asshole”
July 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The Turing test used to ask me to identify all the stoplights, now it just asks “are you a gigantic asshole”
Yeah but I wish we were
July 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Yeah but I wish we were
The irony of banning the thing they work so hard to keep relevant
April 12, 2025 at 9:08 AM
The irony of banning the thing they work so hard to keep relevant
It’s the opposite of exciting but still v reasonable, for both parties. As a Vikings guy I bet I’ll wish we made this deal if McCarthy gets hurt
April 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
It’s the opposite of exciting but still v reasonable, for both parties. As a Vikings guy I bet I’ll wish we made this deal if McCarthy gets hurt
Gives off Toothless vibes, in a good way
April 4, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Gives off Toothless vibes, in a good way
He’s so fragile and insecure that he can’t handle the world as it exists, so he has to craft his own reality in which he can feel tough and smart and loved. Everything he says is about maintaining those fantasies. Whether or not he’s lying is just circumstantial
March 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
He’s so fragile and insecure that he can’t handle the world as it exists, so he has to craft his own reality in which he can feel tough and smart and loved. Everything he says is about maintaining those fantasies. Whether or not he’s lying is just circumstantial
It’s probably good for the browns if Tennessee takes him honestly. Trading up to #1 is so overpriced anyways but could you imagine what you’d have to pay when you’d also be taking the player they want
March 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It’s probably good for the browns if Tennessee takes him honestly. Trading up to #1 is so overpriced anyways but could you imagine what you’d have to pay when you’d also be taking the player they want
It went about as well as it did for the guy who thought his giant pot of water defeated kitchen fires
March 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
It went about as well as it did for the guy who thought his giant pot of water defeated kitchen fires
Couldn’t find end user agreement cuz I didn’t look but my dishwasher owner’s manual says not to make endless pedantic arguments that give off same vibes as the “but what was she wearing” guys do
March 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Couldn’t find end user agreement cuz I didn’t look but my dishwasher owner’s manual says not to make endless pedantic arguments that give off same vibes as the “but what was she wearing” guys do
Source: am white. In winter months my skin’s as white as the commercial sized jug of mayo I buy from Costco biweekly
March 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Source: am white. In winter months my skin’s as white as the commercial sized jug of mayo I buy from Costco biweekly
Just try to remember how to spot the tells. If someone is an awkward dork who uses words like “dingus”, that’s a normal and safe one. If someone is overly nice and won’t stfu about how much they loved Kendrick’s halftime show…that’s the mf Jordan peele warned you about
March 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Just try to remember how to spot the tells. If someone is an awkward dork who uses words like “dingus”, that’s a normal and safe one. If someone is overly nice and won’t stfu about how much they loved Kendrick’s halftime show…that’s the mf Jordan peele warned you about
“I have nipples Greg..”
March 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
“I have nipples Greg..”
Rohan Gazette:
The big question on the Riddermark: is Wormtongue ready to push Saruman into peace?
The big question on the Riddermark: is Wormtongue ready to push Saruman into peace?
March 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Rohan Gazette:
The big question on the Riddermark: is Wormtongue ready to push Saruman into peace?
The big question on the Riddermark: is Wormtongue ready to push Saruman into peace?
Dan brown has done this to all of us
March 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Dan brown has done this to all of us
He’s an annoying dipshit who’s so insecure that he’ll attach himself to any bully the same way he attaches his soft pathetic face to any facial hair thinking it’ll make him seem tough by association
March 4, 2025 at 10:30 AM
He’s an annoying dipshit who’s so insecure that he’ll attach himself to any bully the same way he attaches his soft pathetic face to any facial hair thinking it’ll make him seem tough by association
Not “against”, he is such a dope that he accidentally said the truth
March 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Not “against”, he is such a dope that he accidentally said the truth
They all do or just the one wacky aunt who’s a little buzzed already….either way that’s quite an ass!
March 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
They all do or just the one wacky aunt who’s a little buzzed already….either way that’s quite an ass!
I’m in. 3,001. My congrats to you on the new project and condolences to your family for yet another delay of your original project: that goddamn shelf. You are the George rr Martin of carpentry.
March 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I’m in. 3,001. My congrats to you on the new project and condolences to your family for yet another delay of your original project: that goddamn shelf. You are the George rr Martin of carpentry.
Other than scampi and candy corn, yes
March 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Other than scampi and candy corn, yes
Calling him a liar feels somehow inadequate but it’s also not even in my top 3 of things I despise about him
March 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Calling him a liar feels somehow inadequate but it’s also not even in my top 3 of things I despise about him
I guess they write sins AND tragedies
March 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I guess they write sins AND tragedies