M. Corinth Maxwell
mcorinthmaxwell.bsky.social
M. Corinth Maxwell
@mcorinthmaxwell.bsky.social
He/him/his. Practically elderly. Definitely deranged. ☠️

My opinions are my own, and many of them range from caring & empathetic to ludicrous & unhinged. 😈

Follow at your own discretion.....or at your own risk. I try not to judge either way. 😎
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May 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
😏 *me, searching for this exact post because you shared a screenshot of it on Facebook* 😋 🤭 🤗 💙 💜
a group of people in armor are standing in a doorway and one of them says found you .
ALT: a group of people in armor are standing in a doorway and one of them says found you .
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April 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
😶 Reminds me of these two images. (Interestingly enough, I found the second one while searching for the first one.) 😕
April 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
😏 Had I thought of it before hitting the "Reply" button, I would've suggested around 200+ in his face. 😝 🤣 💙
April 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
😒 A-HEM. I think I speak for all rational people in the USA when I say that you aren't using nearly enough needles. 😝 😎 🤣 💙
April 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
😒 Okay, this is just totally & completely rude. I came across your post in my feed, and some nit/half/****wit had it marked as "spam"! 😱 🤬

😒 Clearly, someone is either offended by the sight of cats, or offended by the thought of people indulging in "self-care". 😕 😑
April 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It'll hurt for a while, but you do whatever you feel is necessary. I'd do the same, but I unfortunately live in this hellhole. 🤦🏾‍♂️ 😝 💙
a man in a captain america costume is wearing a blue helmet with the letter a on it .
Alt: Gif of Captain America giving a salute.
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April 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
😕 I really miss that show....your cosplay is nothing short of spectacular. 🤗 💙 💜 🖤
April 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
😶 Alternately, I would suggest using the wrong finger/facial expression, every single time. When it auto-locks after numerous failed attempts and demands a passcode, just say "Well, I guess it doesn't work when a person is under duress." 🤷🏾‍♂️ 😝 😎

Regardless, do anything & everything to stay safe. 😶 💙
April 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
😏 Ah, so *that* explains all of the "gourmet cuisine" I've been making since the start of the year. 😋 🤭 😎 💙
April 3, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Wish I could spend time doing that with someone. 😕 😓 💙
April 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
😏 Believe me, I most certainly will *not*. 😝 😎 🤣
April 3, 2025 at 12:49 PM
😏 Yeah, but which one is which, though? They're both constantly trying to outdo each other......🤦🏾‍♂️ 😝 🤣
April 2, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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April 2, 2025 at 8:53 AM
😏 First thing I thought of when I saw one of those hats on his grotesque head. 😝 🤣
April 2, 2025 at 6:50 AM
😒 You know, I hadn't thought of that. What did that one clown who called Sandy Hook a "hoax" have to say, again? That there were a bunch of "paid crisis actors"? 🙄 🤦🏾‍♂️

Perhaps *those* are the kind of people reporting the "vandalism", while at the same time being the ones instigating it. 😕 😱 😤 🤬
March 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
😏 Things like this are why I wish things like the Thuum were real. 😝 😎 🤗 💙
January 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
😏 My answer is wholly & entirely dependent on your understanding of computational quantum mechanical physics. (PROTIP: Don't splice the wrong wires. You'll know which ones they are, because they'll frantically squeal instead of mischievously giggle.) 😎 😝 🤣 😈
January 31, 2025 at 5:17 PM