I’ve stopped using Amazon. Now use Hive. Ordered a book. Left on door step in rain. Requested replacement. Same again. Tried to complain. Site not monitored. Tried to phone. No phone No. crazy situation they send the book in cardboard. But when you return the post office put in a plastic bag.

I work in a large supermarket. Every Sunday shoppers get annoyed about the Sunday trading laws. Why can’t I collect my parcel , it’s nearly 11 can’t you open the tills. To one very agitated lady I said do you go to church, yes, Well next time you’re there speak to them they made the rules.

Book club tonight going to pitch “Guilty by Definition “ for next months read. My choice of dodgy Christmas jumper may not help my argument but wish me luck

To be see honest Larry after eating all those birds your true love sent I’m suspecting you have a stunt double. You haven’t put on a pound

I agree with you I regularly get up at 5 am . all I hear us gentle snoring. When my better half’s gets up early her alarm rings for ever. Then crashes on the floor. Then the hair dryer goes on. When I raised this all she says is you pat my head once but your dog gets many tummy rubs and pats.true

When my wife was in her 20’s she was out to dinner with directors of the company they had merged with. She was sat next to an older director who the more he drank the more inappropriate his questions became. At the time she made an excuse and I collected her. She says now she would call him out

I Get all that. but young Larry has a true love who is sending him lovely gifts. Richard Curtis will be making a block buster film soon

As you ask so nicely I will give it a read

That would need many pints of ale

Sat in a coffee shop 2 gentlemen were having a robust discussion about why their church was the right and only way to heaven. The crazy thing is both CofE and about 1/2 Mile. Each is lucky to get 20 worshipers.Turned to me, do you want the to know the path to eternal life with my knees. No thanks.

Agree . Our youngest recommended a warmed home made ginger shot. Now that’s next level rocket fuel on a frosty morning.

Late 70’s friend studied Computer Science. Tutor posted on the notice board to set your final grade hack the uni computer and enter your grade. Different times

Elon likes science when it gets his satellites into space and designs his electric cars

school libraries can spark a love of books. At primary school the bigger boys would pinch our football. give it back, fight you for it. They never asked if I boxed. Off again to the head masters. I need to punish you. Give me detention in the library. Good idea. 3 months reading. Love it

Libraries are brilliant for reading book club books join the book club to read books out of my comfort zone but some I don’t finish.

Wait until your I pad or Kindle falls on your face.