Ah, I can see where else this been spun out to a full story...!

Aw, lovely Clarion - have just wasted a couple of minutes of my life on this...some shonky "report" from an online language learning marketplace, accompanied by an AI pic?! I love your reporting so much, and feel a bit let down when I click through to nonsense 😁

You might be interested to know that magnesium deficiency is a particularly common ADHD comorbidity!