“Presidents are super-citizens and can do anything as long as they cross their fingers while doing it” will surely survive the first Democrat pulling night moves, too.

Of course. I’m headed to work, not your audition. Bounce your eyes, Fashion Understander.

TWO MORE WEEKS!

How credulous can you possibly be?

Being black, ideally in a way that gets him more interviews.

“Our constituents are a secondary consideration to pure power, effected in the world as we stride it” is about right.

It’s simpler than that: they see “the head of” right-leaning orgs as podcast hosts and front men, and can’t conceive of being behind the scenes. The fact Trump only seems to recall what he’s most recently seen in video may play a role. Q-scores over competence.

But he has a Bojack Horseman tertiary character PFP! Surely he’s a good liberal the evil Leftists just hate for his facts and logic.

“We’re just TRUTH-TELLERS” is so worn, too. Just lean back and let Heritage fund another “thinker’s retreat” and leave the rest of us alone!

He’s wrested power of the purse to absolutely no resistance in Congress, so you’d be talking a months-long court battle like we’ve seen for PBS, etc. Indiana would probably win right up until SCOTUS decides blackmail is as legal as bribery.

It's highly performed in a way that doesn't lend much gravitas, accomplishing less than doing none of it. A wonder.

Grew up in a GOP household, attended RNC 2000, it’s plain as her face.