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Tipsy and mischievous, my bab and I were preparing for a caper out into the night. Our goal was to liberate some neglected quaking aspen shoots from the business next door. My mom came down and asked what we were doing and we folded like a steel chair. Sadly no arborial capers tonight.
January 4, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Tipsy and mischievous, my bab and I were preparing for a caper out into the night. Our goal was to liberate some neglected quaking aspen shoots from the business next door. My mom came down and asked what we were doing and we folded like a steel chair. Sadly no arborial capers tonight.
I had a dream that I saw a girl wearing a shirt that said.
American boy only know 3 thing.
1. Move away
2. Break mom's heart
3. Display port.
American boy only know 3 thing.
1. Move away
2. Break mom's heart
3. Display port.
December 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I had a dream that I saw a girl wearing a shirt that said.
American boy only know 3 thing.
1. Move away
2. Break mom's heart
3. Display port.
American boy only know 3 thing.
1. Move away
2. Break mom's heart
3. Display port.
I'm pretty sure the software I'm learning for my new role is just repurposed accounting software that's been tortured with jank until it cooperated.
October 31, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I'm pretty sure the software I'm learning for my new role is just repurposed accounting software that's been tortured with jank until it cooperated.
My first day in my new position at work went great. Despite my grave concerns about the abilities of the guy training me.
October 28, 2025 at 6:23 AM
My first day in my new position at work went great. Despite my grave concerns about the abilities of the guy training me.
After like 6 years, I finally retired the magikarp hat for this dreadful combination
October 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
After like 6 years, I finally retired the magikarp hat for this dreadful combination
The Norwegian horror comedy film The Trip is the pinnacle of a "what the fuck even is this movie?"
October 24, 2025 at 5:51 AM
The Norwegian horror comedy film The Trip is the pinnacle of a "what the fuck even is this movie?"
Watching Toxic Town, AKA Doctor Who and the case of the sad babies.
October 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Watching Toxic Town, AKA Doctor Who and the case of the sad babies.
I got a promotion and a fat raise!
October 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I got a promotion and a fat raise!
First time I've gotten to play poker with silver coins, it definitely raises the stakes when a half dollar is worth nearly $20. But man, I love that jingle jangle.
October 20, 2025 at 6:31 AM
First time I've gotten to play poker with silver coins, it definitely raises the stakes when a half dollar is worth nearly $20. But man, I love that jingle jangle.
Making a good looking protest sign is surprisingly more difficult than expected.
October 18, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Making a good looking protest sign is surprisingly more difficult than expected.
Was looking forward to playing the new fallout new London update. But did not take into consideration how long it would take to download the updates. I think my 2TB barracuda might be getting a little long in the tooth.
October 4, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Was looking forward to playing the new fallout new London update. But did not take into consideration how long it would take to download the updates. I think my 2TB barracuda might be getting a little long in the tooth.
When you're so anxious about work tomorrow, you begin chopping ingredients for stress salsa.
September 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
When you're so anxious about work tomorrow, you begin chopping ingredients for stress salsa.
I can't quite explain it, but I'm in the mood to wear a skirt to a mosh pit and fuck shit up.
September 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I can't quite explain it, but I'm in the mood to wear a skirt to a mosh pit and fuck shit up.
So either the vet fucked up, or my cat is the 5th recorded case of a super rare disease that only effects dogs.
September 15, 2025 at 5:43 AM
So either the vet fucked up, or my cat is the 5th recorded case of a super rare disease that only effects dogs.
Gonna take the wife to a carnivorous plant garden tomorrow, followed by preachers cave, associated with a local cult. She has no idea, and I've been dropping cryptic clues, which is just driving her more mad.
September 13, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Gonna take the wife to a carnivorous plant garden tomorrow, followed by preachers cave, associated with a local cult. She has no idea, and I've been dropping cryptic clues, which is just driving her more mad.
Walked to the store in 90 degree heat for taco hamburger helper and cilantro, guess what they were completely out of....
August 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Walked to the store in 90 degree heat for taco hamburger helper and cilantro, guess what they were completely out of....
I "died" in the fire drill at work today because I followed my lead out of the building. As the son of a firefighter, I'm grumpy. But considering they've been there for 34 years, I'm concerned.
August 13, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I "died" in the fire drill at work today because I followed my lead out of the building. As the son of a firefighter, I'm grumpy. But considering they've been there for 34 years, I'm concerned.
I want to rage against the machine
August 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I want to rage against the machine
I can't have gyros anymore, but crave them madly. So I've developed a cucumber, turkey tzatkiki sauce sandwich.
I call it a Cuzurkey.
I call it a Cuzurkey.
August 6, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I can't have gyros anymore, but crave them madly. So I've developed a cucumber, turkey tzatkiki sauce sandwich.
I call it a Cuzurkey.
I call it a Cuzurkey.
I just did a conservative estimate on my new wage. And it's roughly what I was making previously, BEFORE TAXES!
For the first time, I might actually be above the poverty line.
For the first time, I might actually be above the poverty line.
June 21, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I just did a conservative estimate on my new wage. And it's roughly what I was making previously, BEFORE TAXES!
For the first time, I might actually be above the poverty line.
For the first time, I might actually be above the poverty line.
It's confirmed, I'm training to become Production controller and materials purchasing agent in an aerospace industry. Not too shabby for a high school drop out, if I do say so myself.
June 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It's confirmed, I'm training to become Production controller and materials purchasing agent in an aerospace industry. Not too shabby for a high school drop out, if I do say so myself.
Just lol, lmao. Perhaps even lmfao
June 6, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Just lol, lmao. Perhaps even lmfao
Today can eat my whole entire ass.
April 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Today can eat my whole entire ass.
Welp finally deactivated my Twitter account and Uninstalled the app. I wasn't using it much, and well, fuck em.
I do hope many of the accounts I followed migrate here soon though.
I do hope many of the accounts I followed migrate here soon though.
March 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Welp finally deactivated my Twitter account and Uninstalled the app. I wasn't using it much, and well, fuck em.
I do hope many of the accounts I followed migrate here soon though.
I do hope many of the accounts I followed migrate here soon though.
TIL comedian Tom Green's mom is named Mary Jane Green.
March 15, 2025 at 7:32 AM
TIL comedian Tom Green's mom is named Mary Jane Green.