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mcsplosion.bsky.social
Friendly Neighbourhood Jamie
@mcsplosion.bsky.social
460 followers 280 following 9.5K posts
Not a serious person, will say "Holy Shit" a lot, 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Trying on She/her for size. 40. Will block minors 🔞 Discord: "theyoungscot"
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LOWER DECKS

LOWER DECKS

LOWER DECKS
A picrew of me, a white skinned, blonde haired, boyish looking person, wearing a red lower decks styled uniform, holding a black tablet. It is in a cartoony style. there is a watermark that reads: STAR-TREK-DUMB-COMICS.TUMBLR.COM
January 21, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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To the surprise of perhaps not a single soul

I am in fact, NOT Mira.
Mira Bingo! The only squares selected are as follows: Will kiss your tummy Incredible flirt Into pregnant woman insane amount of creative hobbies in WILDY different fields Condom removal play Incredibly vivid sexts/ERP Freeuse
January 20, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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Summoning in Souls games is like gambling

Sometimes you get really good help

Other times...
January 20, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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I've been replaying Dark Souls 3 and invasions are lots of fun (sometimes)
January 7, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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QT with your best ass pic!
A white feminine person is on all fours on a grey and white bed, they are wearing striped blue and white knee socks and nothing else. Their bubbly smooth ass is aimed invitingly at the viewer, their small balls dangling between their legs.
January 6, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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I'm suddenly imagining HK-47 from Knights of the Old Republic, but instead of prefacing his sentences with a tone description, they just used a random AI blurb.

Which is fucking awful.
HK-47, a copper coloured droid (robot) from Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.
December 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Played some Helldivers 2 and... people need to pick their landing spots more carefully.

At least he went out like a champ.
December 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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More than one, actually!

(Plus one I saw in Eindhoven station)
Another clothing store shop front with the "SISSY-BOY" sign above the doors
December 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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When I stayed in Maastricht I was VERY surprised to see this shop
A photo of a clothing store front. Glass windows and glass doors and a sign above the door that reads "SISSY-BOY"
December 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Going through old files and found two screenshots of the random time I had absurdly good turnip prices in Animal Crossing and @bouphe.bsky.social was one of the many people who visited my island!
A screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons. A clean paved street with a tarmac road has colourful houses on one side of it. There are two people, one called Jamie and one called bouphe. They both have speech bubbles above their heads saying "Ello!" and "Hello!!" respectively. Jamie is dressed in a royal looking purple outfit with yellow shades. Bouphe is dressed as a multi-coloured jester with pink shades on. A screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons. A clean paved street with a tarmac road has colourful houses on one side of it. There are two people, one called Jamie and one called bouphe. Bouphe has a speech bubble above their head saying "Your island is AMAZING." which was very polite of them. Jamie is dressed in a royal looking purple outfit with yellow shades and a tiny crown on his head. Bouphe is dressed as a multi-coloured jester with pink shades on.
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Me running home from school to watch POKEMON on the TELLY
December 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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When you're finally coming out of a depressive episode and your emotions start working again
A screenshot of Obi-Wan Kenobi (portrayed by Ewan McGregor) inside a spaceship cockpit, with a sci-fi headset on. There is a space battle going on outside his cockpit. He looks concerned as he look ahead. The text beneath him reads "Oh I have a feeling about this"
December 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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IF YOU LOOK REALLY CLOSELY DURING THE "MOON LANDING" YOU CAN SEE A CLUE

WE'RE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS
A colour photograph of an Astronaut in a white space suit, facing the camera as he stands on the grey sandy surface of the moon, behind him, a flag is planted in the ground, the flag has been replaced by the Trans Pride Flag
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Introduce yourself with four spaceships
An X-wing from Starwars The Viper Mark 2 from Battlestar Galactica The Galaxy Class USS Enterprise from The Next Generation The Asp Explorer from Elite Dangerous
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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"Thanks to the power of Generative AI, we can now create new endings to unsatisfying TV show finales!"

"Introducing, a newly created 'Lighter' version of the Sopranos ending"
Just a completely blank white image. Just pretend you just heard a bell as "don't stop believing" is playing.
November 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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The historic picture of George W Bush being informed a second plane has hit the world trade centre
November 10, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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AI is stupid and I wish google (and everyone else) would let us turn it off
A screenshot of a google search for the phrase "I'm a baby xenomorph, where is mama, I'm scared" The AI Overview answer is as follows: "You are currently in a dark, warm, and confined space that smells of a thick resin, which is typical of a Xenomorph hive . Mama (the Queen) is likely in the deepest, most protected, central chamber of the hive, where she lays the eggs. The other Xenomorphs (drones and warriors) protect this central location at all costs. Xenomorphs use a hive mind or a system of pheromones and high-frequency sounds to communicate and maintain a connection with their Queen. Your instincts should be guiding you towards her location. Follow the strongest sense of the hive's collective consciousness, likely further into the warmth and the dense resin webbing. Stay within the hive structure, as that is where you will find safety and purpose within the colony."
November 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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This took a second to load...
A screenshot of bluesky, user loki.moe posted a video, with the text above it reading "pov you look at my gape after getting fisted by my butch friends" The video hasn't loaded so the video shows as completely black like a dark void.
October 17, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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If you see this skeet, skeet a pic from your device with no explanation
A cropped photo of a poster that was on a hospital wall. It shows a smiling elderly white man with glasses and a white beard. Someone stuck googly-eyes on the poster, giving the man a rather intense and unhinged look. The text under him reads: "Please don't call me a 'dementia sufferer'"
September 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Them: "Okay you're invited to the party, just don't talk about revolvers, deal?"

*5 minutes into the party*
a screenshot from Metal Gear Solid 1 for the playstation 1. It shows the character of Revolver Ocelot, loading a low poly revolver. The text under him reads "This is the greatest handgun ever made"
September 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Last one
*You missed a call from [THEM] that lasted a few seconds* THEM: you were supposed to at least text me like "wtf r u doing???" THEM: jamie please
September 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Continued
Jamie: cool THEM: HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU STOP WITH THE YEAHS AND THE COOL YOU DONT WANNA MESS WITH ME Jamie: okay THEM: if i saw you in real life i swear to god Jamie: neat THEM: jamie can i ask you a question Jamie: nah THEM: dont care if youre gonna send shitty one word responses...why respond at all?? Jamie: okay I won't respond THEM: OK ACTUALLY IM SORRY please keep responding ill miss you jamie hellooooo hellooooooooo HELLOOOOOOOOOO RESPONDDD!!!!
September 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Had my first rando add me on discord to try and troll me, it didn't go the way they expected.
A screenshot from a Discord DM conversation, with the other persons name removed. Jamie: cool THEM: do you often talk to people like this cause its quite rude Jamie: only to those who deserve it what the fuck is that supposed to mean youre already casting judgement we just met! Jamie: yeah THEM: dont fucking yeah me Jamie: okay THEM: cause now youre starting to tick me off you understand? Jamie: yeah
September 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Hrm
A cropped screenshot of a google search page, the search along the top reads "did kain and raziel from soul reaver do hand stuff" The Ai Overview answer replies with "Yes, Kain and Raziel engage in physical interaction that could be described as "hand stuff" in the context of the Legacy of Kain games"
September 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM