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Styro
@mcstyrofoam.bsky.social
I really like gambling and stuff also cats are cool
Life’s been good. I can’t really complain all too much. Except for it’s all falling apart and I’m up to three panic attacks a day
August 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Didn’t know we shared the same birthday
April 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The bodies in the basement taste like cigarettes and coffee beans
January 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Woke up today felt like skeeting
December 31, 2024 at 7:37 PM
The bodies in my basement talk to me sometimes
December 26, 2024 at 11:13 PM
This joi got me so confused they got me in the kitchen doing jumping jacks
December 25, 2024 at 1:17 AM
For Christmas I got two broken legs and am forced to balance on them
December 24, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Blue eggs and yams
December 24, 2024 at 9:11 PM
My son showed me his macaroni art today. I hated it so much I’m smashed his head in the refrigerator door. AMA
December 23, 2024 at 3:47 PM
How I lay after playing with my thingy
December 16, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Sorry I’m back with the milk unfortunately I’m lactose intolerant so I’m shitting my pants
December 16, 2024 at 1:53 PM
The child
December 11, 2024 at 10:08 AM
I’m addicted to cigarettes and McDonald’s
December 4, 2024 at 5:55 PM
This bathroom gives gender dysmorphia xueen
December 4, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Two big back gorillas broke into my house and ate all my fruit rollups. Shotgun traps on every door now.
December 4, 2024 at 3:06 AM
I have a firearm to protect myself against the people who show up when I don’t take my pills.
December 3, 2024 at 7:58 AM
Licking her armpit when she least expects it
December 2, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Jesus was a trans puppy girl who died for our pronouns
December 2, 2024 at 2:02 PM
December 1, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Shit so good the president called me and said “good boy”
November 28, 2024 at 9:14 PM
I have so much to be thankful for… including but not limited to: My Boywife, My GirlHusband, my weed, and my fat fucking shaft.
November 28, 2024 at 5:49 PM
My pronouns are MA/GA. Call down liberal, it’s called a gender
November 28, 2024 at 3:49 PM
I need an animal. A straight fucking beast. A genuine threat to my personal safety
November 28, 2024 at 12:21 PM
November 22, 2024 at 11:19 AM
November 21, 2024 at 9:09 PM