🪿💨 Mattholomew D. Goose
@md-goose.bsky.social
Just a goose.
Will bite bullies and hiss at rude people.
Shaky shaky sweaty sweaty
You make my spaghetti ready
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Licky licky sucky sucky
You make my lolly poppy
Will bite bullies and hiss at rude people.
Shaky shaky sweaty sweaty
You make my spaghetti ready
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Licky licky sucky sucky
You make my lolly poppy
Proud of you!!! Thank you for calling me first. 🥰
February 10, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Proud of you!!! Thank you for calling me first. 🥰
It's like looking in a mirror. 🤭
February 10, 2026 at 1:24 AM
It's like looking in a mirror. 🤭
Ok I kind of love him AND he fits my energy so well I think!!
February 10, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Ok I kind of love him AND he fits my energy so well I think!!
CUTIE! So fun!
February 10, 2026 at 1:03 AM
CUTIE! So fun!
Will watch in a minute! Hadn't heard of him until just now.
February 10, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Will watch in a minute! Hadn't heard of him until just now.
Moira is so amazing! 🤭
February 9, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Moira is so amazing! 🤭
Omg I love that tub!!!
February 9, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Omg I love that tub!!!
Yes, I too would like my ass and rear thighs to have grill marks.
February 9, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Yes, I too would like my ass and rear thighs to have grill marks.
This is so cute!
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
This is so cute!
Truly tho, who isn't? 🤭
February 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Truly tho, who isn't? 🤭
Oh my God the WORST!
February 9, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Oh my God the WORST!
Ok, but actually I love her though so maybe I'm changing this thread and will just qualify whether or not I like the comedian in the post. 🤭
The pandemic was a strange time for all of us
YouTube video by Kristin Key
youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Ok, but actually I love her though so maybe I'm changing this thread and will just qualify whether or not I like the comedian in the post. 🤭
That's a better word to use maybe, yep! 🥰
February 9, 2026 at 10:02 PM
That's a better word to use maybe, yep! 🥰
I feel like if he did he would immediately feel bad about it and spend the whole night apologizing!
February 9, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I feel like if he did he would immediately feel bad about it and spend the whole night apologizing!
He's got this innocence to him that is just heartwarmingly adorable!
February 9, 2026 at 9:57 PM
He's got this innocence to him that is just heartwarmingly adorable!
This guy is adorable though!!! I'm not at all similar vibey wise but I want to pinch his cheeks!
Learning Australian #funny #jokes #crowdwork #standupcomedy #australia #america
YouTube video by Jeff Arcuri
youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:53 PM
This guy is adorable though!!! I'm not at all similar vibey wise but I want to pinch his cheeks!
He's so douchey! Like whyyyyy!!!!
February 9, 2026 at 9:52 PM
He's so douchey! Like whyyyyy!!!!
Speaking strictly energy for all of these, by the way just to be clear!! Content is less relevant than delivery.
February 9, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Speaking strictly energy for all of these, by the way just to be clear!! Content is less relevant than delivery.
Same!!!! I don't know why, but I do. I have a similar internal monologue though.
Then there's this guy who I feel like I have similar energy as externally:
And while I don't actively dislike this one, I also don't like him for some reason.
Then there's this guy who I feel like I have similar energy as externally:
And while I don't actively dislike this one, I also don't like him for some reason.
Matteo Lane - Barefoot Contessa
YouTube video by Matteo Lane
youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Same!!!! I don't know why, but I do. I have a similar internal monologue though.
Then there's this guy who I feel like I have similar energy as externally:
And while I don't actively dislike this one, I also don't like him for some reason.
Then there's this guy who I feel like I have similar energy as externally:
And while I don't actively dislike this one, I also don't like him for some reason.