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If you ever feel like a horrible mother, take solace in the fact that at least you aren't living the high life on a months-long press tour, leaving your frightened young children at home to process their dad's sudden and violent death on their own.
December 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Trump. Is. A. Rapist.
DON'T ACCEPT MORAL CRITIQUES FROM PEOPLE WHO SUPPORT A RAPIST. THEIR OPINIONS ARE IRRELEVANT
December 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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SOMEDAY HE WILL BE GONE. BUT WE WILL NEVER FORGIVE OR FORGET THE PEOPLE WHO SUPPORTED HIM.
December 16, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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look for the helpers. this man is not one of them. backdrop: Trump social media post celebrating the death of Rob Reiner
December 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Maybe we'll commandeer an offshore oil rig next. Barron can pretend that he's playing Still Wakes the Deep or something.
satire. Trump: did what now? an oil tanker? Everybody is saying that Melania's son, Barron, great kid, he should play around with it like a bath toy. People do that, you know. This one is just bigger. The biggest heist yet.
December 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Pete when he learned that the tanker was not full of bourbon
December 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Critics say that Hegseth actually thought it was full of bourbon.
AFTER BOMBING FISHERMEN, WE STEPPED UP DUR GAME TO HIJACK DIL TANKERS.
December 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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We're expecting thepiratebay.mil to pop up one of these days
satire. Leavitt: It wasn't piracy. It was just the taking away of a boat from another country against their will. Sure, it was full of oil. We love the Venezuelan people and especially their free oil boats.
December 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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But we'll keep it anyway
satire. Leavitt: Honestly, we thought that the oil tanker was full of delicious drugs. Apparently, it was actual oil.
December 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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It's like looking for the prize in a cereal box
satire. leavitt: No, we looked but didn't find the Nobel Peace Prize on the oil tanker. Maybe it'll be on the next one.
December 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Or the next one. Or the next one.
satire. Leavitt: No, we looked but didn't find the Nobel Peace Prize on the oil tanker. Maybe it'll be on the next one.
December 12, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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(satire) Trump: Next time, we'll send the Navy Seals to steal all their arepas.
December 12, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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I've never seen anybody in more perfect health at his age. /s
collage of Trump's right hand with bandage and/or makeup covering up bruising over 2025. healthiest president ever
December 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Hegseth holding his hands out. satirical caption: And then I massaged her "fun bags" like this. Wait-- They weren't drug lords? They were just fishermen? lol
December 7, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Hegseth at a press conference. Satirical caption: Listen, Mike, I don't think you understand how much I f*cking hate fishermen. Hegseth at a press conference. satirical caption: Lucas, America needs to show peace through strength, and if that means that we Tomahawk some fishermen, then by God, we'll do that! Hegseth at a press conference. satirical caption: That's a stupid question. My training as a Fox News host has certainly helped me develop national defense strategy. Have you seen Sean Hannity in the green room? It's a nightmare.
December 7, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Trump and Rubio. Trump: I like them young, Marcus. Rubio: It's Marco, sir.
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Bondi looks suspiciously at Kash. Bondi: WAIT--WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? DID YOU JUST CALL ME OLD? Kash: Yes
December 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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... So proud.
Melania Trump reading to children. caption: and then my husband won FIFA DEI Peace Price. We are all so proud.
December 7, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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President Trump finally defeated the woke.
photo of Donald Trump presumably sleeping in his chair, sitting beside people at an event. caption: President Trump finally defeated the woke
December 5, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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ICYMI: Kristi Noem thanked President Trump for "keeping the hurricanes away". He is strong with the Sharpie magicks.
from People magazine: "Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane," Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem said, as Trump quietly said, "Yeah." "Even you kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that," she continued.
December 3, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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Look at all of the treasonous whores! (Live YouGov poll)
live daily YouGov poll: Question 3/3 "Do you think it is acceptable or unacceptable for Donald Trump to call for certain Democratic members of Congress to be hanged for urging members of the military and intelligence agencies not to follow illegal orders?" ... 9% say that this is acceptable
November 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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satire. "There's precedent." I told Donald that "if he wanted to become president he had to open his mouth for a former president." And damn, George, he believed me!
November 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Proud Trump supporters
Trump in front of a crowd saying "I f*** children". the crowd responds "and we love you for it"
November 14, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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We may have made some edits...
57% of Americans approve of Donald j Trump ... being sent to jail
November 7, 2025 at 11:57 AM