Matt Schafer
@mdavidschafer.bsky.social
I’m a nurse and a hobby novelist from Savannah.
Today is World Cancer Day. A colonoscopy probably save my life, and if you’ve been my friend for a while it’s probably time to schedule one.
February 4, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Today is World Cancer Day. A colonoscopy probably save my life, and if you’ve been my friend for a while it’s probably time to schedule one.
So this arrived today…. Think I might propose.
February 3, 2026 at 1:31 PM
So this arrived today…. Think I might propose.
Rest in power, legend.
February 3, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Rest in power, legend.
That incongruous feeling of snow in Savannah
February 1, 2026 at 2:42 PM
That incongruous feeling of snow in Savannah
Savannah ain’t built for this
January 31, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Savannah ain’t built for this
It is snowing in Savannah. God help us all
January 31, 2026 at 9:06 PM
It is snowing in Savannah. God help us all
When you teach a Filipino what the middle finger means in America this happens
January 29, 2026 at 12:09 PM
When you teach a Filipino what the middle finger means in America this happens
Pittsburgh is an abomination
January 26, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Pittsburgh is an abomination
I’m caught up on Star Trek: Starfleet Academy and it’s average. There are too many characters, the jokes don’t land, larded up with lard and Easter eggs, the lighting and camera work is distracting.
I hope it grows into something.
I hope it grows into something.
January 24, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I’m caught up on Star Trek: Starfleet Academy and it’s average. There are too many characters, the jokes don’t land, larded up with lard and Easter eggs, the lighting and camera work is distracting.
I hope it grows into something.
I hope it grows into something.
I realize I’m late to this, but Weapons is a brilliant concept and brilliantly executed masterpiece
January 22, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I realize I’m late to this, but Weapons is a brilliant concept and brilliantly executed masterpiece
Some pics from this weekend’s trip to the north
January 21, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Some pics from this weekend’s trip to the north
So… snowpiercer is real
January 21, 2026 at 3:47 AM
So… snowpiercer is real
Detroit in the winter
January 17, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Detroit in the winter
How I leave my dog when I go to work.
January 15, 2026 at 11:35 AM
How I leave my dog when I go to work.
As much as this pains me to say this as a Packers fan, Caleb Williams is going to be one of the best quarterbacks in NFL history.
January 11, 2026 at 4:05 AM
As much as this pains me to say this as a Packers fan, Caleb Williams is going to be one of the best quarterbacks in NFL history.
Given the amount of injuries the Bears have had tonight maybe “Bear Down” is kind of tempting fate?
January 11, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Given the amount of injuries the Bears have had tonight maybe “Bear Down” is kind of tempting fate?
The NFC North has been the best conference in the NFL, but as a Packers fan I have a bad feeling about this gane… still Go Pac Go!
January 11, 2026 at 1:18 AM
The NFC North has been the best conference in the NFL, but as a Packers fan I have a bad feeling about this gane… still Go Pac Go!
Season 2 of Fallout feels like a series of random encounters and side quests so far
January 7, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Season 2 of Fallout feels like a series of random encounters and side quests so far
Some days are meant to be celebrated
January 6, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Some days are meant to be celebrated
Today marks two years since the surgery that effectively removed my rectum in order to cut out the tumor that was growing there.
This has become my own holiday, a second birthday in a sense.
I am thankful to everyone who helped and hopeful for anyone else fighting cancer.
This has become my own holiday, a second birthday in a sense.
I am thankful to everyone who helped and hopeful for anyone else fighting cancer.
January 5, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Today marks two years since the surgery that effectively removed my rectum in order to cut out the tumor that was growing there.
This has become my own holiday, a second birthday in a sense.
I am thankful to everyone who helped and hopeful for anyone else fighting cancer.
This has become my own holiday, a second birthday in a sense.
I am thankful to everyone who helped and hopeful for anyone else fighting cancer.
Happy Epiphany everyone! I am however the only man who showed up to church in white and gold.
January 4, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Happy Epiphany everyone! I am however the only man who showed up to church in white and gold.