Kristie
@mddoogie3.bsky.social
She/her. A lawyer, not your lawyer, fighting fraud/waste/abuse in healthcare.
Oxford comma militant.
Childless cat lady.
Restoring my 1880s Victorian is my self care. I’m not allowed to watch HGTV unsupervised.
Oxford comma militant.
Childless cat lady.
Restoring my 1880s Victorian is my self care. I’m not allowed to watch HGTV unsupervised.
Yeah. Abby I think(?) mentioned it. Or Scal. Yes, I know, they neither sound nor look alike. I was multitasking.
January 6, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Yeah. Abby I think(?) mentioned it. Or Scal. Yes, I know, they neither sound nor look alike. I was multitasking.
You know you’re not allowed to take that off, right?
January 6, 2026 at 3:24 AM
You know you’re not allowed to take that off, right?
Second most favorite thing about the broadcast tonight. It led to this honest to god email to one of my bosses (context: my firm is based out of another city and this is to our in-house ethics counsel)
January 6, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Second most favorite thing about the broadcast tonight. It led to this honest to god email to one of my bosses (context: my firm is based out of another city and this is to our in-house ethics counsel)
I laughed for an uncomfortably long time.
January 6, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I laughed for an uncomfortably long time.
Low-key my favorite part of the Celtics broadcast tonight:
Drew: Knicks aren’t playing tonight.
Scal: what are you talking about?! They’re at the Pistons *right now*
(A little while later)
Drew: the Knicks are down by 28…
Scal: hey, you were right! The Knicks really *aren’t* playing tonight!
🍀
Drew: Knicks aren’t playing tonight.
Scal: what are you talking about?! They’re at the Pistons *right now*
(A little while later)
Drew: the Knicks are down by 28…
Scal: hey, you were right! The Knicks really *aren’t* playing tonight!
🍀
January 6, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Low-key my favorite part of the Celtics broadcast tonight:
Drew: Knicks aren’t playing tonight.
Scal: what are you talking about?! They’re at the Pistons *right now*
(A little while later)
Drew: the Knicks are down by 28…
Scal: hey, you were right! The Knicks really *aren’t* playing tonight!
🍀
Drew: Knicks aren’t playing tonight.
Scal: what are you talking about?! They’re at the Pistons *right now*
(A little while later)
Drew: the Knicks are down by 28…
Scal: hey, you were right! The Knicks really *aren’t* playing tonight!
🍀
When I said I was sick of living through unprecedented times, when I yearned for something precedented for once, this is not what I meant.
January 5, 2026 at 4:09 PM
When I said I was sick of living through unprecedented times, when I yearned for something precedented for once, this is not what I meant.
I have, but thanks for trying to explain how Congress works.
Senators need to be calling for impeachment. There should be a sustained and unified voice from Dems in both houses if they’d like to be re-elected.
Senators need to be calling for impeachment. There should be a sustained and unified voice from Dems in both houses if they’d like to be re-elected.
January 4, 2026 at 2:11 PM
I have, but thanks for trying to explain how Congress works.
Senators need to be calling for impeachment. There should be a sustained and unified voice from Dems in both houses if they’d like to be re-elected.
Senators need to be calling for impeachment. There should be a sustained and unified voice from Dems in both houses if they’d like to be re-elected.
I’m rewatching now too; chasing that high.
Watching last night, I noticed (fairly early on) a loud Celtics presence. I thought it was because their booth is way up in the nosebleeds and they happened to be near a few loud Cs fans. As the game went on, realized that nah, it was arena-wide. Amazing.
Watching last night, I noticed (fairly early on) a loud Celtics presence. I thought it was because their booth is way up in the nosebleeds and they happened to be near a few loud Cs fans. As the game went on, realized that nah, it was arena-wide. Amazing.
January 4, 2026 at 1:58 PM
I’m rewatching now too; chasing that high.
Watching last night, I noticed (fairly early on) a loud Celtics presence. I thought it was because their booth is way up in the nosebleeds and they happened to be near a few loud Cs fans. As the game went on, realized that nah, it was arena-wide. Amazing.
Watching last night, I noticed (fairly early on) a loud Celtics presence. I thought it was because their booth is way up in the nosebleeds and they happened to be near a few loud Cs fans. As the game went on, realized that nah, it was arena-wide. Amazing.
He has completed his convalescence, it would seem.
January 4, 2026 at 5:52 AM
He has completed his convalescence, it would seem.
Other photos show they didn’t even bother with pipes. Just taped sheets up. If you need a laugh in this nightmare, here are some more:
They posed for photos, incl. Rubio mimicking HRC’s pose in the OBL sitroom
They’ve got screens to look like an op center… but it’s a Twitter search for “Venezuela”
They posed for photos, incl. Rubio mimicking HRC’s pose in the OBL sitroom
They’ve got screens to look like an op center… but it’s a Twitter search for “Venezuela”
January 3, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Other photos show they didn’t even bother with pipes. Just taped sheets up. If you need a laugh in this nightmare, here are some more:
They posed for photos, incl. Rubio mimicking HRC’s pose in the OBL sitroom
They’ve got screens to look like an op center… but it’s a Twitter search for “Venezuela”
They posed for photos, incl. Rubio mimicking HRC’s pose in the OBL sitroom
They’ve got screens to look like an op center… but it’s a Twitter search for “Venezuela”
You forgot all the oil.
January 3, 2026 at 9:59 PM
You forgot all the oil.
This. These days I often find myself feeling guilty for watching a Celtics game instead of keeping up on the Daily Horrors™️. But between a nearly-all-encompassing job and… [waves hand at generally everything]… I will go out of my mind if I can’t get my dose of vitamin Cs.
January 3, 2026 at 8:28 PM
This. These days I often find myself feeling guilty for watching a Celtics game instead of keeping up on the Daily Horrors™️. But between a nearly-all-encompassing job and… [waves hand at generally everything]… I will go out of my mind if I can’t get my dose of vitamin Cs.
2 pm me was on to something… bsky.app/profile/barb...
It’s hard to believe a president would time an illegal military attack to distract the public’s attention, but today is the statutory deadline for DOJ to release its report on the Epstein file production. Maybe it is just a coincidence.
January 3, 2026 at 8:10 PM
2 pm me was on to something… bsky.app/profile/barb...
Any statement that does not include plans for impeachment—of Trump, of Rubio, and of Hegseth—is a farce. Do your job.
January 3, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Any statement that does not include plans for impeachment—of Trump, of Rubio, and of Hegseth—is a farce. Do your job.
Any statement that does not include plans for impeachment—of Trump, of Rubio, and of Hegseth—is a farce. Do your job.
January 3, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Any statement that does not include plans for impeachment—of Trump, of Rubio, and of Hegseth—is a farce. Do your job.