Northwestern should be familiar with trailing by 28 at the half thanks to their football team

How dare fans want things to work out for their teams. I think it’s probably not gonna work out with this staff, but hey, at least you get to bash a tortured fan base.

The government should actually keep its white supremacist paramilitary force

Hell yeah brother

Imagine paying however much it cost for those tickets and you’re sitting behind Arch’s dad. Must’ve been getting roasted to hell in their chats.

Thank you for ruining the show!

He said “most” surprising not least

Gonna need an adjustment for beer bats

I’d love to know why Demond Williams Jr is ahead of Luke Altmeyer here. Seems like any measurables tilt towards Altmeyer

Penn State staying ranked because of coaches don’t want to kill their streak. Looked bad against a good Purdue. Played close—and won 3-1—against a struggling Illinois squad.

The only thing that could get anybody to watch that team is convincing them they need to reclaim their spot atop the drinking leaderboards.

Must be their very impressive record of beating one team above .500 this year

Lmk when you start that class action

Timeout usage is not great but the ball hit the crossbar

I think another point is where will this contract be 2 years from now. Will this still be a top-15 contract or will it settle into top-25. I think being a consistent top-25 team is realistic for Nebraska. Can Rhule meet that expectation? I hope so.