Mark Malek
@mdmalek.bsky.social
Twitter refugee. Same display name and handle. Victim of the GA-6th redistricting. Boston sports fan + UMass-Lowell hockey.
I thought everyone had at least one hoodie that they stole from a significant other.
January 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I thought everyone had at least one hoodie that they stole from a significant other.
No, I'm saying the defense is the reason they had the best record.
January 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
No, I'm saying the defense is the reason they had the best record.
Nah. In 12 of their 15 wins, their opposition scored 20 or less. The Chiefs MVP was their defense this year.
January 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Nah. In 12 of their 15 wins, their opposition scored 20 or less. The Chiefs MVP was their defense this year.
Musk’s Wealth
2012: $2 billion
2024: $454.1 billion
Bezos’ Wealth
2012: $18.4 billion
2024: $242.3 billion
Zuckerberg’s Wealth
2012: $17.5 billion
2024: $210.1 billion
Federal Minimum Wage
2012: $7.25
2024: $7.25
It’s not the start of an oligarchy. We’re in the thick of it.
2012: $2 billion
2024: $454.1 billion
Bezos’ Wealth
2012: $18.4 billion
2024: $242.3 billion
Zuckerberg’s Wealth
2012: $17.5 billion
2024: $210.1 billion
Federal Minimum Wage
2012: $7.25
2024: $7.25
It’s not the start of an oligarchy. We’re in the thick of it.
December 27, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Made by Buffalo Trace, aged 10 years.
December 21, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Made by Buffalo Trace, aged 10 years.
I’m sitting on one unopened bottle each of both BT & Eagle Rare. Finding them in the wild has been like finding a unicorn. I’ll probably cave and pop one open on Christmas Eve.
December 21, 2024 at 12:32 AM
I’m sitting on one unopened bottle each of both BT & Eagle Rare. Finding them in the wild has been like finding a unicorn. I’ll probably cave and pop one open on Christmas Eve.
On the chance you haven’t already seen it, The Americans.
December 20, 2024 at 3:11 AM
On the chance you haven’t already seen it, The Americans.
Speek fir yerself. I mayk no spelong eras.
December 14, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Speek fir yerself. I mayk no spelong eras.
Don't hold your breath. You'll pass out, fall down, hit your head, and you may not be covered for that.
December 13, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Don't hold your breath. You'll pass out, fall down, hit your head, and you may not be covered for that.
There's still time.
December 13, 2024 at 4:56 PM
There's still time.
It's maddening. Bring back Ask Jeeves!
December 13, 2024 at 3:20 PM
It's maddening. Bring back Ask Jeeves!
Apologies. This jackwagon is my congressman, and unfortunately my vote wasn’t enough to overcome the nonsense all around me.
December 13, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Apologies. This jackwagon is my congressman, and unfortunately my vote wasn’t enough to overcome the nonsense all around me.
That’s true. No eggs in a Big Mac.
December 12, 2024 at 8:36 PM
That’s true. No eggs in a Big Mac.
Backwards. My cats think I’m a giant pillow that also happens to feed them.
December 12, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Backwards. My cats think I’m a giant pillow that also happens to feed them.
Ketchup is the most disgusting condiment, by far. Sugary garbage used to trick children into eating foods that they wouldn’t without it.
December 12, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Ketchup is the most disgusting condiment, by far. Sugary garbage used to trick children into eating foods that they wouldn’t without it.