MDorian000
@mdorian000.bsky.social
Bon vivant, teller of tales, damn good dancer
"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you." ~ Oscar Wilde
"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you." ~ Oscar Wilde
It feels like no one in America ever listened to a word he said: “America is sick and her sickness endangers the whole world. The first thing that is needed is an education teaching that hate must be avoided, that excellence does not consist in violence.” — Bertrand Russell (written in 1960s)
January 30, 2026 at 11:42 PM
It feels like no one in America ever listened to a word he said: “America is sick and her sickness endangers the whole world. The first thing that is needed is an education teaching that hate must be avoided, that excellence does not consist in violence.” — Bertrand Russell (written in 1960s)
I've loved this song since the moment I heard it in 1988. I remember going right to the DJ booth after dancing to it and asking who that was. It was months before Nirvana's "Bleach" came out, but the tide had turned. No more '80s.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nGs...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nGs...
Mudhoney - Touch Me I'm Sick [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
YouTube video by Sub Pop
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January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I've loved this song since the moment I heard it in 1988. I remember going right to the DJ booth after dancing to it and asking who that was. It was months before Nirvana's "Bleach" came out, but the tide had turned. No more '80s.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nGs...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nGs...
I have two words for those ICE agents who killed Alex Pretti yesterday: fucking murderers. This timeline shows Pretti had his gun taken from his side BEFORE ten shots were fired that executed him on the street in what used to be America. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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January 25, 2026 at 2:56 PM
I have two words for those ICE agents who killed Alex Pretti yesterday: fucking murderers. This timeline shows Pretti had his gun taken from his side BEFORE ten shots were fired that executed him on the street in what used to be America. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
I've got one word for those ICE agents in Minneapolis who've targeted off-duty ICE agents of color: Crackers. With a very hard "R." www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
Off-duty Twin Cities officers among those "targeted" by ICE agents looking for proof of U.S. citizenship, chief says
Off-duty police officers in the Twin Cities have been "targeted" by federal agents looking for proof of U.S. citizenship, Brooklyn Park Police Chief Mark Bruley said Tuesday.
www.cbsnews.com
January 24, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I've got one word for those ICE agents in Minneapolis who've targeted off-duty ICE agents of color: Crackers. With a very hard "R." www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
It always sucks to need a lawyer. Even if it's just a personal-injury lawyer. But if you ever do, this is how you should feel after a day in court. I'm like Tony Montana right now.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZyU...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZyU...
By tomorrow morning, you're gonna be working in Alaska | SCARFACE
YouTube video by Best Quotes
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January 20, 2026 at 11:44 PM
It always sucks to need a lawyer. Even if it's just a personal-injury lawyer. But if you ever do, this is how you should feel after a day in court. I'm like Tony Montana right now.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZyU...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZyU...
It's worth noting on MLK, Jr. Day in our still-divided times that writer Dorothy Parker left her entire estate to MLK, Jr., whom she never met and in the event of his death, which occurred less than a year later, that everything pass to the NAACP. See? Sometimes people do do the right thing.
January 19, 2026 at 4:25 PM
It's worth noting on MLK, Jr. Day in our still-divided times that writer Dorothy Parker left her entire estate to MLK, Jr., whom she never met and in the event of his death, which occurred less than a year later, that everything pass to the NAACP. See? Sometimes people do do the right thing.
I'm all for the monks' Walk for Peace but I get the feeling some of them are doing it just so they'll have the story to tell, in their next lives.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Buddhist monks pass halfway mark on 2,300-mile Walk for Peace through US
Despite injuries, walkers and pet dog continue trek to promote ‘peace, loving kindness and compassion’ in the US
www.theguardian.com
January 17, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I'm all for the monks' Walk for Peace but I get the feeling some of them are doing it just so they'll have the story to tell, in their next lives.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Dopiest thing overheard on a NYC street lately: A man with a bun is leaning into this "Girl Dad" Tesla and says to the driver, "I'm in a group. We're all Virgos and we all have girls so we're..." And the driver finishes bro's sentence with, "Virgo girl dads." I was embarrassed for everyone involved
January 11, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Dopiest thing overheard on a NYC street lately: A man with a bun is leaning into this "Girl Dad" Tesla and says to the driver, "I'm in a group. We're all Virgos and we all have girls so we're..." And the driver finishes bro's sentence with, "Virgo girl dads." I was embarrassed for everyone involved
Aside from what the White House put on its website being literally the opposite of the truth, maybe the creepiest thing is how the images of the Jan. 6 committee members fritz every few seconds, like they're being electrocuted. Take a look. It's F'd up.
www.whitehouse.gov/j6/
www.whitehouse.gov/j6/
January 6: A Date Which Will Live in Infamy
Discover the real January 6 story: peaceful protest turned tragedy, Deep State entrapment, media deception, and President Trump's triumphant pardons restoring justice to patriotic Americans.
www.whitehouse.gov
January 7, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Aside from what the White House put on its website being literally the opposite of the truth, maybe the creepiest thing is how the images of the Jan. 6 committee members fritz every few seconds, like they're being electrocuted. Take a look. It's F'd up.
www.whitehouse.gov/j6/
www.whitehouse.gov/j6/
This a list of words that Trump's federal agencies have flagged in an attempt to "limit or avoid." It doesn't get much more Orwellian than this. Happy Holidays! www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
These Words Are Disappearing in the New Trump Administration
Federal agencies have issued guidance to employees on hundreds of terms to limit or avoid using. An analysis of government websites shows many of the same words being removed.
www.nytimes.com
December 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
This a list of words that Trump's federal agencies have flagged in an attempt to "limit or avoid." It doesn't get much more Orwellian than this. Happy Holidays! www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
America is, quite literally, for sale. At the low, low price of only $1 million. Get it while it's hot! (Trumpcard.gov is, no shit, the narcissistic name of the site.)
December 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
America is, quite literally, for sale. At the low, low price of only $1 million. Get it while it's hot! (Trumpcard.gov is, no shit, the narcissistic name of the site.)
Having witnessed firsthand the tragic effects of rampant social media use on countless students and young people, I'm going to say this sounds like a bully idea and about goddamn time. NO social media accounts for those under 16. Uh, America, you got that?
www.nbcnews.com/world/asia/a...
www.nbcnews.com/world/asia/a...
Australia launches youth social media ban it says will be the world's 'first domino'
More than 1 million social media accounts held by users under 16 are set to be deactivated in Australia in a divisive world-first ban that is being closely watched elsewhere.
www.nbcnews.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Having witnessed firsthand the tragic effects of rampant social media use on countless students and young people, I'm going to say this sounds like a bully idea and about goddamn time. NO social media accounts for those under 16. Uh, America, you got that?
www.nbcnews.com/world/asia/a...
www.nbcnews.com/world/asia/a...
Just how racist can Trump and his administration get? It's like they're in a race to be as racist as they can be. As if all the ICE fuckery weren't enough, now this national slap in the face to Black people. 3 more years? The motherF'er has got to go. www.bbc.com/news/article...
December 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Just how racist can Trump and his administration get? It's like they're in a race to be as racist as they can be. As if all the ICE fuckery weren't enough, now this national slap in the face to Black people. 3 more years? The motherF'er has got to go. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Is it weird that I still get excited every Monday night? And it has nothing to do with football? It's because I get to spend an hour with my fantasy TV-anchor girlfriend. (I know she's gay so don't try to ruin it here; I'll fantasize however I damn well please, thank you very much.)
December 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Is it weird that I still get excited every Monday night? And it has nothing to do with football? It's because I get to spend an hour with my fantasy TV-anchor girlfriend. (I know she's gay so don't try to ruin it here; I'll fantasize however I damn well please, thank you very much.)
If you can relate to this passed-out raccoon in a meaningful way, maybe it's time to reconsider your alcohol intake.
There are other substances that won't end you up like this, but I wouldn't want to advocate anything like that.
There are other substances that won't end you up like this, but I wouldn't want to advocate anything like that.
December 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
If you can relate to this passed-out raccoon in a meaningful way, maybe it's time to reconsider your alcohol intake.
There are other substances that won't end you up like this, but I wouldn't want to advocate anything like that.
There are other substances that won't end you up like this, but I wouldn't want to advocate anything like that.
The next frame in the cartoon should be: The hot dog vendor gives the Buddhist his hot dog, the Buddhist hands him a 20, waits, and says, "Where's my change?" And the hot dog vendor goes, "Change only comes from within." (It's an old joke, at least as old as the hot dog.)
November 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The next frame in the cartoon should be: The hot dog vendor gives the Buddhist his hot dog, the Buddhist hands him a 20, waits, and says, "Where's my change?" And the hot dog vendor goes, "Change only comes from within." (It's an old joke, at least as old as the hot dog.)
How would you describe Trump in four words or less? I'll go first: Stupid, cruel, racist fuck.
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
How would you describe Trump in four words or less? I'll go first: Stupid, cruel, racist fuck.
This begs the question: Is the cat out of the bag here?
Kinda like, Is the glass half full or... ?
Kinda like, Is the glass half full or... ?
October 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
This begs the question: Is the cat out of the bag here?
Kinda like, Is the glass half full or... ?
Kinda like, Is the glass half full or... ?
As if trying to demolish our Democracy weren't enough. He had to have the aesthetic sensibilities of a retrogressive simpleton. The worst part is that it can still get worse, a lot worse.
October 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
As if trying to demolish our Democracy weren't enough. He had to have the aesthetic sensibilities of a retrogressive simpleton. The worst part is that it can still get worse, a lot worse.
Attended the No Kings protest in NYC. Many very clever and funny signs but there's something about the raw, blunt force of this one that got me.
October 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Attended the No Kings protest in NYC. Many very clever and funny signs but there's something about the raw, blunt force of this one that got me.
Just for starters at Trump's UN address to UN, he said, "Crisisees" in his first sentence. Then "Now America is the hottest country on Earth." How this is a "new Golden Age." Everything he says is the most Orwellian twisting of the truth. We must resist!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FtI...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FtI...
LIVE: Trump’s speech at UN General Assembly 2025
YouTube video by Associated Press
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September 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Just for starters at Trump's UN address to UN, he said, "Crisisees" in his first sentence. Then "Now America is the hottest country on Earth." How this is a "new Golden Age." Everything he says is the most Orwellian twisting of the truth. We must resist!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FtI...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FtI...
In the wake of all that's happened and before what is sure to come, I have one word for us all: PRO-fucking-TEST!
www.nokings.org
www.nokings.org
No Kings
As the president escalates his authoritarian power grab, the NO KINGS non-violent movement continues to rise stronger. We are united once again to remind the world: America has No Kings and the power ...
www.nokings.org
September 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
In the wake of all that's happened and before what is sure to come, I have one word for us all: PRO-fucking-TEST!
www.nokings.org
www.nokings.org
I went to see this yesterday. A close friend (who's not on social media) executive produced it. It's laugh-out-loud funny. The drummers thread and the wife in the cheese shop are comedic high points. Go! Don't let the big-screen experience die! www.youtube.com/watch?v=70DD...
Spinal Tap II: The End Continues - Official Trailer | SDCC 2025
YouTube video by IGN
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September 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I went to see this yesterday. A close friend (who's not on social media) executive produced it. It's laugh-out-loud funny. The drummers thread and the wife in the cheese shop are comedic high points. Go! Don't let the big-screen experience die! www.youtube.com/watch?v=70DD...
Here's a pressing issue. Please weigh and solve a dispute. How do you eat your corn on the cob?
September 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Here's a pressing issue. Please weigh and solve a dispute. How do you eat your corn on the cob?