I really don’t understand dudes who would do ANYthing for pussy.

Like what if they not good for you homie? I know u don’t care cause all y’all can think about is the lower set of lips

I really wanna step on a skateboard or a longboard again. I’m just always too fuckin tired to.

Cat.

My first time playing #dnd has turned from a dramatic and cohesive plot, to a giga shet post.

Party members being thrown at things or over things. Or into enemies.

Wolves marking territory in the background while plot stuff is happening.

I love it.

I miss Whataburger.

Unfiltered thoughts
Pure dumbassery
Probably stoned
Alway mildly annoyed
But generally very happy.

A shaved butthole truly is such a time saver when ur taking a shet.

I will take "Blame Obama" and if that fails, "Start a War"

Colbert comes out swinging. Gonna be a fun 10 months...

#GVerse #ExtremelyBeautifulMoment
How many awes can we get? 😅
She gave birth to her first pup & couldn't stop hugging it..🐕🐾🥺❤️

Yo why tf my body hurt so bad at 25