Happy St. Gertrude’s Day 🐈‍⬛

Telling a friend that ‘I need to learn how to weld because my bathroom sink faucet broke and ruined the cabinet and I want to replace the base with one that’s metal, but everything I like is $900…’ is possibly the most ADHD thing I’ve ever said.

Hear me out- an alternate universe where Elon Musk has cats instead of children and he’s obsessed with TNR and rescue instead of destroying our country.

I mean, there has got to be a better design for dog jeans.

Imagine living in New Orleans and traffic is already crazy because of Mardi Gras and the Super Bowl, and then ***** decides he wants to go to the game, which means closing the main route for his motorcade. 🤦‍♀️🤬

1,441 days to go 🤞

Nobody tell me this bro is a genius ever f’ing again. 🤬

This happened/ is happening. Excuse me while I vomit. 1,447 days (hopefully)

This Revenge of the Nerds sequel sucks.

1459 days.

I’m either going to get really physically fit or destroy my liver over the next four years, because I don’t think gardening and meditation are going to be enough to get me through the next 1,460 days.