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Haterade is my drink of choice.
We’ve devolved as a country to arguing if it’s better to feed hungry children or grant access to affordable healthcare.
November 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
You cannot convince me that @schumer.senate.gov isn’t a secret republican operative.
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Donny Boy is just a bad little toddler who smears Cheeto dust on his face, poops his pants, and breaks his toys to get mommy’s attention.
October 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Too many people equate “nonviolence” with feckless and it’s why Mango Mussolini keeps getting away with cartoon villain shit.
October 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Taylor Swift, The Paper, Ezra Klein, and Chuck Schumer are the four horsemen of White Mediocrity.
October 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
“This is the worse TED Talk I’ve ever been to”

- Every American General today
September 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
@schumer.senate.gov On Tuesday, SHUT IT DOWN. If the govt shuts down, I may lose my job. If it doesn’t, and you capitulate to the Orange Man, we may lose our country.
September 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Me waking up this morning: “Goddamit”

#RaptureDay
September 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Guys, it was never vaccines. It was Tylenol all along! @rfk-junior.bsky.social
September 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I never thought that the death of some mid tier right wing podcaster would somehow link directly to the dismantling of the Disney corporation, but here we are.
September 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
@chickfila.bsky.social So, when are you changing the fries recipe back? I miss the slightly soggy fries, they were my favorite thing at CFA.
September 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
@schumer.senate.gov I hope you’ve been seeing an orthopedic surgeon. You’ve got about 30 days to grow a spine before the CR ends.
September 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Trump is going to come back from the dead out of spite.
August 30, 2025 at 10:31 AM