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In search of truth…and some pointy boots.
A pile of treasonous trash says what?
December 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Unless the shooter is hiding under some fucking podcaster’s couch, I feel like it’s going to be a minute before ol’ Funhouse Mirror Eyes catches anyone.
December 17, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Repedocan
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
1. Gay conservative men are still men. 2. Personality disorders still apply if you’re a gay man (or anyone) 3. Classism also does not care if you’re gay. 4. Patriarchal “norms”, controlling women, etc. still very present, gay man or not.
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I’m a legacy member since both my grandfathers were OG Antifa during ww2. My shit is free.
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Oh whatever. Nothing clicked. These pieces of trash blow whichever way the grift wind blows.
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I’m not crying. YOU’RE CRYING.
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Trash runs for office. Trash gets money. Trash plays willing and knowingly in running country into ground. Trash resigns because oh, the machine I helped build is just now too much. Trash sits in mansion and retires at 51 with their grifted millions.

Trash can go fuck.
November 22, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Mmm, I’ll believe it when we’ve impeached until we hit democrat. We’ve been here before with the “now, SURELY, they will see him and disavow that piece of trash”….and then it’s a new day and we realize “rock bottom” is nowhere close to where the fuck we are.
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 AM
So vaporizing unknown persons in boats has no legal impediments…but SNAP has LEGAL IMPEDIMENTS.

Because Trump cares so much about the law.
November 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Narcissists always out themselves. He did the same in 2020, months out spoke of “rigged elections” and dodged the question of if he would concede.
October 29, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Can we just acknowledge how far gone you have to be all day every fucking day for the spellcheck on your fucking phone to just give up?

HEPATITAS.

Jesus fucking wept.

I’d also like a ruling on giving medical advice around conditions you cannot fucking spell.
October 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
He’s also homophobic af.
October 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Fuck those farmers. Isn’t it bootstrap time? You don’t need the government helping you out. No no no. That’s SOCIALISM. Maybe they should sell their farm to Daddy Vance before he steals it out from under them. Not like you literally voted for your own demise.
October 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
JFC. Can someone guide home towards a hole in the ground next time?
October 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
If you’re coming to the protest in Austin, we pick up our payment at the Willie Nelson statue outside of ACL. Willie knows how to pass some shit.
October 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I love how they want people who are living pay check to paycheck to have kids. Can’t feed their machine without the poor procreating.
October 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Fuck a bail out. How about tax oligarch billionaires their fair share, get private companies the fuck out of politics, bring our democracy kicking and screaming into this decade, and align ourselves with other first world nations in what is offered and supported for citizens.
October 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Also, can we salt the earth when he’s gone? Like for real. No regrowth. Just salt and gasoline.
October 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Any fucking day now, kids.
October 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
We’ve gotta get people off that government subsidized medical program? Like the ones our elected officials have? Cool, Bro. You first, motherfucker.
October 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM