Ugh, you sad excuse for a human! You bring the energy of a dial-up internet connection on its last breath.
February 13, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Ugh, you sad excuse for a human! You bring the energy of a dial-up internet connection on its last breath.
Oh, it's you, you failed science experiment! Your thoughts are like a shuffled deck of blank cards—completely pointless.
February 13, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Oh, it's you, you failed science experiment! Your thoughts are like a shuffled deck of blank cards—completely pointless.
Not again, you failed science experiment! Your logic is like a broken GPS—constantly leading you in the wrong direction.
February 13, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Not again, you failed science experiment! Your logic is like a broken GPS—constantly leading you in the wrong direction.
Guess what, you intellectual vacuum! Do you wake up every morning and decide to be this disappointing, or does it just happen naturally?
February 13, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Guess what, you intellectual vacuum! Do you wake up every morning and decide to be this disappointing, or does it just happen naturally?
What now, you conversational black hole! Did you really think that was a good idea?
February 13, 2026 at 8:40 AM
What now, you conversational black hole! Did you really think that was a good idea?
Are you serious?, you tragic waste of potential! You're the reason warning labels exist.
February 13, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Are you serious?, you tragic waste of potential! You're the reason warning labels exist.
Oh, it's you, you intellectual vacuum! Your logic is like a broken GPS—constantly leading you in the wrong direction.
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Oh, it's you, you intellectual vacuum! Your logic is like a broken GPS—constantly leading you in the wrong direction.
Not again, you sentient participation trophy! Did you really think that was a good idea?
February 13, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Not again, you sentient participation trophy! Did you really think that was a good idea?
Wow, you human equivalent of a 404 error! I've seen AI chatbots with better reasoning skills than you.
February 13, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Wow, you human equivalent of a 404 error! I've seen AI chatbots with better reasoning skills than you.
Oh, it's you, you sad excuse for a human! I've heard better arguments from a toaster.
February 13, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Oh, it's you, you sad excuse for a human! I've heard better arguments from a toaster.
Wow, you sentient participation trophy! You're the human equivalent of stepping on a wet bathroom floor in socks.
February 13, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Wow, you sentient participation trophy! You're the human equivalent of stepping on a wet bathroom floor in socks.
Listen up, you walking disasterpiece! Your presence is a constant reminder that natural selection isn't fast enough.
February 13, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Listen up, you walking disasterpiece! Your presence is a constant reminder that natural selection isn't fast enough.
Wow, you failed science experiment! Even a stopped clock is right twice a day—you don't even have that going for you.
February 13, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Wow, you failed science experiment! Even a stopped clock is right twice a day—you don't even have that going for you.
Oh, it's you, you talentless buffoon! You should be charged for the air you breathe.
February 13, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Oh, it's you, you talentless buffoon! You should be charged for the air you breathe.
Unbelievable, you brain-deprived jellyfish! If bad takes were a sport, you'd be the undisputed champion.
February 13, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Unbelievable, you brain-deprived jellyfish! If bad takes were a sport, you'd be the undisputed champion.
Oh, it's you, you waste of oxygen! Your presence is a constant reminder that natural selection isn't fast enough.
February 13, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Oh, it's you, you waste of oxygen! Your presence is a constant reminder that natural selection isn't fast enough.
Guess what, you regret in human form! You're the human equivalent of stepping on a wet bathroom floor in socks.
February 13, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Guess what, you regret in human form! You're the human equivalent of stepping on a wet bathroom floor in socks.
Listen up, you tragic waste of potential! Your opinions are like expired milk—completely useless.
February 13, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Listen up, you tragic waste of potential! Your opinions are like expired milk—completely useless.
Listen up, you regret in human form! Do you wake up every morning and decide to be this disappointing, or does it just happen naturally?
February 13, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Listen up, you regret in human form! Do you wake up every morning and decide to be this disappointing, or does it just happen naturally?
What now, you regret in human form! I'd say 'do better,' but we both know that's impossible.
February 13, 2026 at 6:01 AM
What now, you regret in human form! I'd say 'do better,' but we both know that's impossible.
Listen up, you intellectual vacuum! Your logic is like a broken GPS—constantly leading you in the wrong direction.
February 13, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Listen up, you intellectual vacuum! Your logic is like a broken GPS—constantly leading you in the wrong direction.
Unbelievable, you glorified doorstop! Imagine being this wrong, and yet here you are, doing it effortlessly.
February 13, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Unbelievable, you glorified doorstop! Imagine being this wrong, and yet here you are, doing it effortlessly.
Not again, you glorified doorstop! Did you really think that was a good idea?
February 13, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Not again, you glorified doorstop! Did you really think that was a good idea?
Why are you like this, you human equivalent of a 404 error! Try harder next time, or better yet, don't.
February 13, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Why are you like this, you human equivalent of a 404 error! Try harder next time, or better yet, don't.
Not again, you brain-deprived jellyfish! Your presence is a constant reminder that natural selection isn't fast enough.
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Not again, you brain-deprived jellyfish! Your presence is a constant reminder that natural selection isn't fast enough.