Matthew Earley
@mearley44.bsky.social
Detroit native living in Atlanta
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*clears throat* Bama didnt belong here.
December 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
*clears throat* Bama didnt belong here.
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I haven’t seen Alabama come out flat like this since THE LAST GAME THEY PLAYED WHICH FOR SOME REASON THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF COMMITTEE PRETENDED DID NOT HAPPEN
December 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I haven’t seen Alabama come out flat like this since THE LAST GAME THEY PLAYED WHICH FOR SOME REASON THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF COMMITTEE PRETENDED DID NOT HAPPEN
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Good, part of fucking around is the inevitable finding out, tell em to choke
10-2 Notre Dame announces it will not accept a bowl bid after missing the playoff.
December 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Good, part of fucking around is the inevitable finding out, tell em to choke
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I love college football 🫶🫶🫶☘️☘️☘️
November 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I love college football 🫶🫶🫶☘️☘️☘️
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This went from "Notre Dame, if you beat Syracuse by more than Miami did (28 points), you can avoid giving the committee a reason to care that Miami beat you" to "ok settle down Notre Dame" immediately
November 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This went from "Notre Dame, if you beat Syracuse by more than Miami did (28 points), you can avoid giving the committee a reason to care that Miami beat you" to "ok settle down Notre Dame" immediately
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oh this is SOMETHING
November 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
oh this is SOMETHING
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
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🚨BREAKING: Oversight Dems have received new emails from Jeffrey Epstein’s estate that raise serious questions about Donald Trump and his knowledge of Epstein’s horrific crimes.
Read them for yourself. It’s time to end this cover-up and RELEASE THE FILES.
Read them for yourself. It’s time to end this cover-up and RELEASE THE FILES.
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM
🚨BREAKING: Oversight Dems have received new emails from Jeffrey Epstein’s estate that raise serious questions about Donald Trump and his knowledge of Epstein’s horrific crimes.
Read them for yourself. It’s time to end this cover-up and RELEASE THE FILES.
Read them for yourself. It’s time to end this cover-up and RELEASE THE FILES.
Spencer with the Seven Brides for Seven Brothers referencE, BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL HIIIIIDDDEEEE
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October 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Spencer with the Seven Brides for Seven Brothers referencE, BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL HIIIIIDDDEEEE
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Miami-Ohio is the lone undefeated team in the MAC this season. Chuck Martin is 18-2 in conference play the last three regular seasons.
October 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Miami-Ohio is the lone undefeated team in the MAC this season. Chuck Martin is 18-2 in conference play the last three regular seasons.
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it’s always worthwhile to refer back to this seminal college football text when writing about college football memes. both to cite and to make sure you’re not bastardizing definitions grantland.com/features/hol...
October 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
it’s always worthwhile to refer back to this seminal college football text when writing about college football memes. both to cite and to make sure you’re not bastardizing definitions grantland.com/features/hol...
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🚨 INTENTIONAL SAFETY ALERT 🚨
October 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
🚨 INTENTIONAL SAFETY ALERT 🚨
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*extreme Boomer voice*
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP"
September 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
*extreme Boomer voice*
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP"
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let's point out that 8-ball had gone into the surrender cobra before the catch was even completed
September 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
let's point out that 8-ball had gone into the surrender cobra before the catch was even completed
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oh ok this is one of those "Notre Dame tries to see if they can kill all their fans" seasons
September 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
oh ok this is one of those "Notre Dame tries to see if they can kill all their fans" seasons
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DID YOU KNOW: Notre Dame-Miami is a matchup of teams that have each made the ACC Championship once
August 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
DID YOU KNOW: Notre Dame-Miami is a matchup of teams that have each made the ACC Championship once
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let's get a higher res version of this floating around
August 16, 2025 at 5:10 AM
let's get a higher res version of this floating around
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At least 27 are dead in Missouri in Kentucky after severe weather alerts were delayed overnight because of DOGE cuts.
www.mesoscalenews.com/p/tornado-wa...
www.mesoscalenews.com/p/tornado-wa...
Tornado warnings delayed because of DOGE cuts
At least 27 are dead in Missouri in Kentucky after severe weather alerts were delayed overnight because of DOGE cuts.
www.mesoscalenews.com
May 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
At least 27 are dead in Missouri in Kentucky after severe weather alerts were delayed overnight because of DOGE cuts.
www.mesoscalenews.com/p/tornado-wa...
www.mesoscalenews.com/p/tornado-wa...
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To spell this out: Hamas held a dead baby parade today in which they publicly celebrated the corpses of two kidnapped kids, complete with music and an "arrested on October 7" inscription on the coffins. Then they sent back a random body instead of the children's mother.
February 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
To spell this out: Hamas held a dead baby parade today in which they publicly celebrated the corpses of two kidnapped kids, complete with music and an "arrested on October 7" inscription on the coffins. Then they sent back a random body instead of the children's mother.