Meatball Glurb
@meatballsglurb.bsky.social
If you know me,,,, no you do not!
This is a shitpost account, suggestive stuff warning, I don't know
This is a shitpost account, suggestive stuff warning, I don't know
And gang nothing even happened but im drifting aimlessly thru amorphous blobs and I say shit and spill all my thoughts and have no filter and I fear I may have fucked 3 conversations up with that EXCEPT I don't have the mental bandwidth to even tell
February 5, 2026 at 4:26 PM
And gang nothing even happened but im drifting aimlessly thru amorphous blobs and I say shit and spill all my thoughts and have no filter and I fear I may have fucked 3 conversations up with that EXCEPT I don't have the mental bandwidth to even tell
At a stage in the dissociation adjacent spiral where my thoughts are lagging and so is my idk situation literacy
February 5, 2026 at 4:25 PM
At a stage in the dissociation adjacent spiral where my thoughts are lagging and so is my idk situation literacy
I feel like im in a kaleidoscope
February 5, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I feel like im in a kaleidoscope
Having weird trans friends is great if you're an artist. They'll supply you with ideas. FoR FREEE
February 5, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Having weird trans friends is great if you're an artist. They'll supply you with ideas. FoR FREEE
A pussy is a 30 terabyte file. A chastity belt is a zip file. Discuss.
February 4, 2026 at 3:50 PM
A pussy is a 30 terabyte file. A chastity belt is a zip file. Discuss.
Reposted by Meatball Glurb
Talking to close friend about the insanest most secret parts of my psyche is intimate and feels like platonically touching brain stems
February 3, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Talking to close friend about the insanest most secret parts of my psyche is intimate and feels like platonically touching brain stems
Knowing many people is a Curse
January 30, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Knowing many people is a Curse
And I look at him and he looks at me and he doesn't say hi although we've been WORKING TOGETHER for some time or running in the same circles and having mutual friends and I KNOW he's got me now
January 30, 2026 at 11:45 AM
And I look at him and he looks at me and he doesn't say hi although we've been WORKING TOGETHER for some time or running in the same circles and having mutual friends and I KNOW he's got me now
LITERALLY me he looked at me and recognized me and the time of day + backpack + direction I was going in reveal I may have lied about my employment status and credentials to this guy that knows literally all of my friends
January 30, 2026 at 11:43 AM
LITERALLY me he looked at me and recognized me and the time of day + backpack + direction I was going in reveal I may have lied about my employment status and credentials to this guy that knows literally all of my friends
Me when there's this one man whose entire existence squanders all the compulsive white lies I've accidentally been telling for the past 6 months
January 30, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Me when there's this one man whose entire existence squanders all the compulsive white lies I've accidentally been telling for the past 6 months
Im phlegmatic and soft rn (caught cold)
January 29, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Im phlegmatic and soft rn (caught cold)
Everyone who thinks cringe culture is still a thing and claims to be a leftist is unknowingly perpetuating socially eugenicist ideas. You can't argue with me about this.
January 29, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Everyone who thinks cringe culture is still a thing and claims to be a leftist is unknowingly perpetuating socially eugenicist ideas. You can't argue with me about this.
Pros to my life: I know everyone in my local community (not hyperbole)
Cons to my life: it just so happens some ppl in my local community also know the people who have hurt my friends and have NO idea about their evil actions
Cons to my life: it just so happens some ppl in my local community also know the people who have hurt my friends and have NO idea about their evil actions
January 29, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Pros to my life: I know everyone in my local community (not hyperbole)
Cons to my life: it just so happens some ppl in my local community also know the people who have hurt my friends and have NO idea about their evil actions
Cons to my life: it just so happens some ppl in my local community also know the people who have hurt my friends and have NO idea about their evil actions
When ur friend makes a literary analysis of your published books so scathing that it could very well become the introduction for any next editions
January 27, 2026 at 1:36 PM
When ur friend makes a literary analysis of your published books so scathing that it could very well become the introduction for any next editions
Becomes a big swirling mass of love w my friends
January 26, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Becomes a big swirling mass of love w my friends
Hugs all my friends
January 26, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Hugs all my friends
Calling the people I don't like adversaries is so cool and religious stained glass painting of me
(saying this in an agnostic way)
(saying this in an agnostic way)
January 26, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Calling the people I don't like adversaries is so cool and religious stained glass painting of me
(saying this in an agnostic way)
(saying this in an agnostic way)
On one hand, lace code is cool because like minded people know I'm safe and someone to flock with. On the other hand, all my adversaries know, too.
January 26, 2026 at 7:45 AM
On one hand, lace code is cool because like minded people know I'm safe and someone to flock with. On the other hand, all my adversaries know, too.
I almost got clocked by the evil guy that I hate because i wear lace code. The war intensifies.
January 26, 2026 at 7:39 AM
I almost got clocked by the evil guy that I hate because i wear lace code. The war intensifies.
Making insane quizzes and tier lists with your friends on freaked as hell topics is actually a form of platonic emotional closure
January 25, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Making insane quizzes and tier lists with your friends on freaked as hell topics is actually a form of platonic emotional closure
They should invent way to be intimate that isn't sexual but it's still mock competitive and entertaining and mutually nice and challenging in a flirty way but that isn't actually romantic or sexual
January 25, 2026 at 8:45 PM
They should invent way to be intimate that isn't sexual but it's still mock competitive and entertaining and mutually nice and challenging in a flirty way but that isn't actually romantic or sexual
Being a friendlover means also letting urself settle boundaries with what little agency u have. I am going on a little symbolic hike tomorrow,and that is me touching GRASS and using what I GOT to engage in catharsis
January 22, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Being a friendlover means also letting urself settle boundaries with what little agency u have. I am going on a little symbolic hike tomorrow,and that is me touching GRASS and using what I GOT to engage in catharsis